Lame Jokes. And I mean REALLY lame.

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KrysKiss87
KrysKiss87 Posts: 124 Member
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I wanna hear your worst Lame joke. THE WORST.
Example: "Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned."
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  • Texasgntlman
    Texasgntlman Posts: 50 Member
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    Did you hear the one about the guy who walked into a bar..? "Ouch!.. That hurt"
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    A horse walks into the bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    In for new dad jokes...
  • aquamarina_182
    aquamarina_182 Posts: 119 Member
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    Why did the teddy bear decline dessert? Because he was stuffed.
  • Texasgntlman
    Texasgntlman Posts: 50 Member
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    A toothless termite walked into a bar and asked "where's the Bartender (bar tender)?"
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Wanna hear a dirty joke? The white horse fell in the mud
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    A man walked into a bar, OUCH!
  • Texasgntlman
    Texasgntlman Posts: 50 Member
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    What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in the kitchen?
    Linoleum blown apart (Napolian Beuanapart)
  • Texasgntlman
    Texasgntlman Posts: 50 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    A man walked into a bar, OUCH!

    I think I started with that one -but it's funnier when you tell it ;)
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
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    A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The priest sees a twelve year old boy walking to the corner. The priest says lets *kitten* him. The Rabbi says oughta what?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Texasgntlman wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    A man walked into a bar, OUCH!

    I think I started with that one -but it's funnier when you tell it ;)

    I didn't read, but yours was funny too haha! lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    Why did the monkey fall out the tree?

    Because he was dead. [/quote

    I find this one amusing!
  • Texasgntlman
    Texasgntlman Posts: 50 Member
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    How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
    Nobody knows because it's never been done
  • tjcuipylo
    tjcuipylo Posts: 21 Member
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    how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    Ten!
    Ten tickles.
  • TheBeachgod
    TheBeachgod Posts: 825 Member
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    Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted.
  • NewLIFEstyle4ME
    NewLIFEstyle4ME Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange.

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange.

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange.

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange you glad I'd didn't say orange again.

    :s
  • Rivers2k
    Rivers2k Posts: 380 Member
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    I love corney jokes /otherwise known as dad jokes!!

    What do you call wood with nothing to do...Board

    What kind of dog can tell time ... a watch dog.

    Grasshopper walks into a bar and the bar tender says "we have a drink named after you." The grass hopper says "really you have a drink named Steve?"

    My all time favorite joke
    What did the Zen Budhist say to the NYC hot dog vendor.... Make me one with everything!!!
  • totaldetermination
    totaldetermination Posts: 1,184 Member
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    what sound does a 100lb canary make ?


    (you have to shout the answer...) TWEET !!!!!

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