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Be strong, honey. I love you (Joke)
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up,…
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Damaged battery cover for Polar Wearlink transmitter!
I needed to replace the battery on my Polar Wearlink transmitter for my FT7 model and in the process of trying to remove the battery cover I damaged the cover making it impossible to remove. While searching the internet for a solution on removing the damaged battery cover I came across this one tip. Drill two small holes…
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REMOVING POLAR WEAR LINK SENSOR BATTERY COVER!
Does anyone know which coin is used to remove the battery cover on the Polar Wear link sensor? I have tried using U.S. coins (Quarter or nickel) but neither seem to fit properly. I am afraid of damaging the battery cover. If you watch the video for changing the battery on the Polar website you will notice it is not a U.S.…
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Let me see your ink (tattoos)!
Pictured below are my tattoos on the back of my hands with my kids names (Valentine & Alanis). Let me see your work of art!
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Testing
Learning how to post pic on message board?
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[img]http://i57.tinypic.com/64f1g3.jpg[/img]
I'm learning how to post a pic on message board! :smile:
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RELIGIOUS JOKE
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third…
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JOKE: ROBOT FOR SALE
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did…
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JOKE: BE STRONG, HONEY
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up,…
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JOKE: A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM :laugh: If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health…
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LOOKING FOR CYCLING FRIENDS
Hi, my name is Valentine. I am looking to make friends with those who love cycling. I ride a road bike and average about 75 miles a week. I am a member of a cycling club in South Florida (Fort Lauderdale) named The South Broward Wheelers. Most of my rides are solo, but from time to time I ride with my club. My cycling goal…
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LOOKING FOR CYCLING FRIENDS
Hi, my name is Valentine. I am looking to make friends with those who love cycling. I ride a road bike and average about 75 miles a week. I am a member of a cycling club in South Florida (Fort Lauderdale) named The South Broward Wheelers. Most of my rides are solo, but from time to time I ride with my club. My exercise…
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LOOKING FOR CYCLING FRIENDS
Hi, my name is Valentine. I am looking to make friends with those who love cycling. I ride a road bike and average about 75 miles a week. I am a member of a cycling club in South Florida (Fort Lauderdale) named The South Broward Wheelers. Most of my rides are solo, but from time to time I ride with my club. My exercise…
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EXERCISE CALORIES? HOW MUCH DO I EAT BACK?
Is there a formula for calculating how many calories I eat after exercise? I am a cyclist averaging around 2100 calories burned per ride. But I do not know how much is needed to fuel my body after a ride.
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Garmin Edge 510 Owners
Hello fellow riders! I need your feedback. I am planning on purchasing the Garmin Edge 510 bike computer (Performance Bundle). What do you consider the pros and cons? Is the heart rate accurate?
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BATHROOM SCALE
When I stepped on the scale today, the digital display read "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE". :laugh:
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Beer Joke (Clean Joke)
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best…
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EATSMART DIGITAL BATHROOM SCALE
I am considering on purchasing the "Eatsmart Digital Bathroom Scale w/ Wide Platform". This scale was rated as having very accurate readings by Good Housekeeping. Maybe someone on MyFitnessPal owns one and can give me feedback regarding this scale? My current scale is very inaccurate.
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Be Strong Hunny (Joke)
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up,…
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Two blondes locked out (Joke)
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down." :laugh:
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My before & after pics (Joke)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/24296287@N06/7331699360/in/photostream :laugh:
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Your Duck is Dead (Clean Joke)
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"…
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Cycling: Honey vs. Energy Gel?
I need your feedback cycling fans! I am looking for an inexpensive way to replenish my carbohydrates/energy while road cycling. At around $1.00 per pouch it is way too expensive to purchase gels (GU, Stinger, Hammerhead & etc.)! I am thinking of consuming pure honey diluted with water on my rides. Does anyone here consume…
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Two hillbillies (Clean Joke)
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya…
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The Man Rules (Clean Joke)
This is SOOOO True Ladies. Wanna understand us? Here Goes. Simplified for your benefit in Black and White. LOL The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good). We always hear 'the rules' from the female side .. Now here are the…
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How many friends?
Question? Why do some people here on MFP have so many friends on their list? It is impossible for one to respond and encourage so many friends. I see some people have over 200 friends! Crazy!! What number do you think is manageable?
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Oster Beehive blender owners’ feedback
I am considering on purchasing the Oster Beehive blender. This blender received a great review from the Good housekeeping website. Owners, are you satisfied with the blenders performance? Does it crush ice into fine pieces for making smoothies? Thank you in advance for your input. :wink:
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Does Saw Palmetto help?
On a recent trip to my primary care physician I mentioned that my faucet still drips long after (15 minutes) going to the bathroom :embarassed: . He recommended that I take Saw Palmetto supplement for the problem. Until then I have an appointment soon for a prostate checkup. Does this problem come along with age? I’m only…
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Workout Music "Trance"
Anyone on MFP listen to "Trance" music? Can you recommend a DJ other than DJ Tiesto? I just picked up a cd set by DJ Tiesto named "Magikal Journey". Awesome tunes to listen to when working out (cardio).
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Fried Plantains
I need your help plantain lovers! I had 10 slices of fried plantains today about 1/2 inch thick each. About how many calories would you say was the total?
