Two blondes locked out (Joke)

cupidval
cupidval Posts: 74 Member
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.

The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down." :laugh:

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  • gtchs
    gtchs Posts: 116 Member
    LOL
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    How long until a blonde takes offense to this joke and complains? I say by post 13.
  • gtchs
    gtchs Posts: 116 Member
    How long until a blonde takes offense to this joke and complains? I say by post 13.

    Depends on how long it takes someone to explain it to them.

    :laugh:
  • tosmoothash
    tosmoothash Posts: 187 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 912systems
    912systems Posts: 19 Member
    I am Blonde and I approve of this joke......:bigsmile:
  • Aviendha_RJ
    Aviendha_RJ Posts: 600 Member
    I'm a blonde... & I've heard better.
  • caramkoala
    caramkoala Posts: 303 Member
    How long until a blonde takes offense to this joke and complains? I say by post 13.

    Depends on how long it takes someone to explain it to them.

    :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • realrayne10
    realrayne10 Posts: 388 Member
    But my top isn't down....

    Ooohhhhh


    Ooooohhh I get it now.

    :tongue:
  • Gunnarbear
    Gunnarbear Posts: 186
    Canadian blondes aren't included
  • utahgirl247
    utahgirl247 Posts: 370 Member
    blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
    these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
    so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
    smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
    going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

    The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
    down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
    smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
    room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
    He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
    the same time.

    He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
    what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
    that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
    painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
    over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
    directions on the paint can and they said....
    FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
  • MoreThanMommie
    MoreThanMommie Posts: 597 Member
    :laugh:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Two blondes walk into a bar..... the brunette ducked.
  • TinkrBelz
    TinkrBelz Posts: 866 Member
    blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
    these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
    so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
    smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
    going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

    The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
    down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
    smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
    room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
    He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
    the same time.

    He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
    what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
    that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
    painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
    over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
    directions on the paint can and they said....
    FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

    haha....that is good. I am a blonde and love blonde jokes.
  • DarwinChick95
    DarwinChick95 Posts: 144 Member
    I dont see why people think blondes are stupid :p
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    How long until a blonde takes offense to this joke and complains? I say by post 13.

    Depends on how long it takes someone to explain it to them.

    :laugh:


    lmao
  • noweightfisherj
    noweightfisherj Posts: 220 Member
    You gotta love a blond joke.
  • christynek
    christynek Posts: 152 Member
    What is the difference between a brick and a red head?
  • christynek
    christynek Posts: 152 Member
    Two blondes walk into a bar..... the brunette ducked.

    Bahahhaha I love this one
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    I thought this thread was going to be blonde jokes????? These aren't jokes...

    They are all real!

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