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Can I fit this in my macros?
So, there I was minding my own business on the arc trainer this morning scanning the bank of TVs, and this pops up on Fox News. I want it so bad, but don't think it will fit my macros. It's a bacon cheeseburger wrapped in a pepperoni pizza, and baked like a calzone.
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Hellllooooooooooooooooooooo
Is there anybody out there?
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A question for the wrong handed males
When you use the urinal, how do you manage it? Do you come in with the left from a weird angle? Do you wrestle it out with the right and hold with the left? Do you just undo the whole shebang? Do they make special underwear for the wrong handed? How does it work for you? I'm curious about this now.
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How MFP ruined my life
As many of you know me, I am a haunter of the chit chat fun and games threads. So, I thought I was learning some great social skills here. Apparently, MFP is a farce. Apparently, when you sit outside the gym, and watch the people who come and go, you cannot put notes on their windshields that say things like "9/10 would…
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What do you make of this?
So, I was appraoached by Keith, the Custodian at the Y, this morning. He said, "Hey, K - I just found the strangest thing. I was cleaning the showers and I found a bottle of Wesson oil that was a quarter full. What the heck would anyone be doing with that in the shower?" I gave him a plausible answer, but it wasn't the…
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I wonder why
nobody has reported this profile pic yet? I'm not complaining mind you.. It's just suprising how fast some of my FLs get their pics yanked for much less. http://www.myfitnesspal.com/user/truemarine9/status
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I figured out why Russia wants Ukraine so much.
http://youtu.be/c9FS1bxaGTg I think we should grab it, if they can teach our ladies to do this.
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Fun Game
I got a catalog today, and as soon as I was handed it, I threw it across the room at teh garbage can. It flopped open, and slipped over the side. I went to pick it up, and saw this first What fun those two seem to be having playing this game together. Do they need to have teacher's supervision to play this game, or can…
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As a medical professional
I declare this group dead.
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I feel like I just need to post a love song
because I can't see this place die alone. Lookin in the room I can tell that you are The most beautiful girl in the.. room. <In the whole wide room.> And when you're on the street Depending on the street I bet you are definitely in the top three good looking girls on the street. <depending on the street>…
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This flower
I would bang!
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Where food comes from.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhvLAwUXCQc
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CROCS in Trouble?
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/crocs-200-million-bailout/story?id=21369152&.tsrc=yah/ Looks like they will be closing some stores around the country. What will happen to John if they end up folding? (PS - Check out the other shoe lines they offer at the bottom of the article).
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Adopt-a-Noob Program: SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP. I hereby volunteer my services to three (3) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health. I set a goal of four this year, and inadvertently picked one up earlier today. I am willing to do more if the response is overwhelming. Also, i will consider adopting those who have…
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Reissue of program
I had a counterproposal to the let's all shame and bash the newbies program that seems to be so popular this time of year. I would like ot propose that we all revive the adopt-a-noob program this year. For those who don't know the program, on January 1, we swoop in and friend all the newbies posting in the introductions…
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Top Secret New Cleanse
OK. So, I recently started swimming again, and I accidentally discovered a brand new cleanse that I have not seen anywhere on the market. I am going to patent it and make a fortune pimpin git to the general public. I wanted to let you guys in on it as I am sure after Christmas, you will all need to use it. Just keep it to…
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NSFW? (SFW)
So, I have been thinking about the NSFW tag. I work two jobs. One is in an adult book store, and the other is in a brothel as a bouncer. So, what is there exactly, that I should be labeling as NSFW?
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Would any
of you ladies wear these? If so, me love you long time.
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Hello.....
*tap tap tap* *feedback* Is this thing on? Hello?
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Women in Fortune 500 Companies
This morning, as I drove to the gym, I was listening to the radio, and they had a feature on women in corporate boards and senior executive positions in Fortune 500 companies. http://www.npr.org/2013/12/10/249862083/women-still-largely-absent-from-corporate-boards The article purports that women are excluded from the…
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Better group?
Hmmm. Still waiting for proof. Less than half the members, and not much activity.
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Sock advice please
I need some sock advice here. I have been using just a plain run of the mill dress sock for a long time. It tends to get stiff after a couple of uses and require washing. Also, it has a rougher feel, and I can feel my calluses through it. Does anyone else have any recommendations for a sock brand that I can use that will…
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I have to leave this group
As the group pic is only grey heads.
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It's not my fault
"It's not my fault that she wants to stick my nun-chuk in her mater can... " Ordinary can of tobaccy y'say? No says I. Ninjy Star! I have no idea why this was in my head when I woke up this morning.
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I like to buck the system
This is an unfunny serious post of appropriate relevance. :indifferent:
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Happy Noob-day!
I got you one of these noob!
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Blah!
I woke up thsi morning with a case of the blahs. I am suffering from LMS (Lack of Motivation Syndrome), just feeling down for no reason. I went to the gym, and lifted, but along the way, I smashed my right middle finger between two 45 pound weights, not once, not twice, but three times. I went to sweat a little, and the…
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Need Help with back fat
So, a couple of days ago, I was pulled aside by a clerk who told me that one of the patients at the clinic had watched me walk all the way down the hallway, and then told the clerk, "That Man works OUT!" I relayed this to my profile, and there was some clamor about how my backside must look. I never actually look at my…
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Ladies: satisfy my curiousity
I wear compression shorts everyday when I work out. I know what benefit it gives me. It helps to keep everything pinned down and in place while I run, glide, lift, whatever. Lately, I have been seeing the ladies in the gym are wearing compresssion shorts more frequently. I was just wondering what benefit it offers to the…
