Adopt-a-Noob Program: SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
Posts: 6,256 Member
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Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.
I hereby volunteer my services to three (3) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health. I set a goal of four this year, and inadvertently picked one up earlier today. I am willing to do more if the response is overwhelming. Also, i will consider adopting those who have been here for awhile, and have become discouraged or failed IF you are willing to take advice, and don't just want to keep doing what hasn't worked for you in the past.
The positives I bring:
1. I will not just tell you what you want to hear.
2. I have some experience in losing weight, and like to actually help my friends succeed when I can..
3. I have a very good grasp of nutrition and many aspects of fitness.
4. I have fun in my fitness activities.
5. I'm a certified coach and mentor, and I am a trained medical professional.
6. See my ticker for more information.
7. I have over 4000 posts in the forums, and can help teach you the ways of the community here as well.
~~****Please send me a message when you send me your FR/application****~~
To those who are interested: I'm looking for someone who wants to become an actual part of the community, learn about nutrition, and are willing to put in the effort to achieve their goals. If you don't care enough about yourself to put in some effort, I will not care enough to keep you around.
You must also be forewarned (forewarned is forearmed) by applying to MY adopt-a-noob program, you are entering into a relationship with me and my existing FL. There are some rather PG-13 to NC-17 discussions that may occur on my profile page. The humour that we share can be a little off-colour, and may be offensive to sensitive/delicate individuals. I love everybody on my FL, and try to be a friend to them, and we do tend to reveal some personal things there.
If you think you have what it takes to be one of my Noobs, apply now.
I hereby volunteer my services to three (3) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health. I set a goal of four this year, and inadvertently picked one up earlier today. I am willing to do more if the response is overwhelming. Also, i will consider adopting those who have been here for awhile, and have become discouraged or failed IF you are willing to take advice, and don't just want to keep doing what hasn't worked for you in the past.
The positives I bring:
1. I will not just tell you what you want to hear.
2. I have some experience in losing weight, and like to actually help my friends succeed when I can..
3. I have a very good grasp of nutrition and many aspects of fitness.
4. I have fun in my fitness activities.
5. I'm a certified coach and mentor, and I am a trained medical professional.
6. See my ticker for more information.
7. I have over 4000 posts in the forums, and can help teach you the ways of the community here as well.
~~****Please send me a message when you send me your FR/application****~~
To those who are interested: I'm looking for someone who wants to become an actual part of the community, learn about nutrition, and are willing to put in the effort to achieve their goals. If you don't care enough about yourself to put in some effort, I will not care enough to keep you around.
You must also be forewarned (forewarned is forearmed) by applying to MY adopt-a-noob program, you are entering into a relationship with me and my existing FL. There are some rather PG-13 to NC-17 discussions that may occur on my profile page. The humour that we share can be a little off-colour, and may be offensive to sensitive/delicate individuals. I love everybody on my FL, and try to be a friend to them, and we do tend to reveal some personal things there.
If you think you have what it takes to be one of my Noobs, apply now.
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Spesh! u drinking again?0
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Ticker told me all I need to know. First Date request sent.
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I vouch for this guy. Been around awhile and is a very decent person.0
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I vouch for this guy. Been around awhile and is a very decent person.
+1, and he dry humps!0 -
on the FIRST DATE! Most guys make you wait till the 2nd date. Mr Universe makes you take it to the Chit Chat threads.I vouch for this guy. Been around awhile and is a very decent person.
+1, and he dry humps!0 -
I vouch for this guy. Been around awhile and is a very decent person.
+1, and he dry humps!
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I vouch for this guy. Been around awhile and is a very decent person.
+1, and he dry humps!
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+3!0 -
Here for fitness and virgins0
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on the FIRST DATE! Most guys make you wait till the 2nd date. Mr Universe makes you take it to the Chit Chat threads.I vouch for this guy. Been around awhile and is a very decent person.
+1, and he dry humps!
Not true. I just like a good mental boning first. I brains. 0 -
I vouch for this guy. Been around awhile and is a very decent person.
+1, and he dry humps!
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+3!
MINE!!!!!
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I wish I was a Noob.
Le Sigh.0 -
In, because Adopt-a-Noob just sounds so charitable....0
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on the FIRST DATE! Most guys make you wait till the 2nd date. Mr Universe makes you take it to the Chit Chat threads.I vouch for this guy. Been around awhile and is a very decent person.
+1, and he dry humps!
Not true. I just like a good mental boning first. I brains.
i noticed that about u0 -
*fans self* Oh, dear... the children!0
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on the FIRST DATE! Most guys make you wait till the 2nd date. Mr Universe makes you take it to the Chit Chat threads.I vouch for this guy. Been around awhile and is a very decent person.
+1, and he dry humps!
Not true. I just like a good mental boning first. I brains.
are you a zombie?0 -
I wish I was a Noob.
Le Sigh.
You already have me!0 -
Just call me a Re-Noob. Need a renewed kick in the keister, please.0
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