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Lonely Housewife, Last month
I'm a maintenance guy for an apartment complex. Last month, my partner and I were making routine calls. We were doing preventive maintenance. We knocked on one door, and were greeted by a woman. She was wearing super short shorts, and let us in. I expected she would go get something a little more modest on Y'know there…
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Oh Hi.
Hey. How are you all doing? . I have a nice job. I have great friends. I had a nice lift at the gym, and can feel my muscles telling me I did a good job. I got a knot in my back worked out by one of my nurses who is a certified massage therapist. I am being extra productive and catching up on lots of things at work. In…
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It's true... Lifting weights did not make me bulky...
Fiber did. I'll spare you the before and after pics. We are concentrating on spreading the word about fiber this month at the clinic, and I thought I would share. Eat your fiber. A high-fiber diet has many benefits, which include: Normalizes bowel movements. Dietary fiber increases the weight and size of your stool and…
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I am mean, and I don't make any friend requests
I'm pretty mean because I never ever send out friend requests dawgs. It's not that I don't like people. I love everyone on my FL. I just don't do it as a matter of principle. I will accept most FRs I receive. If it comes from a topless cat, or a bottomless dawg, it doesn't matter to me. Just don't expect me to jump out…
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Will cardio make me less bulky?
I know we talk a lot around here about lifitng making women bulky, but I have a slightly different question. I injured my shoulder a while back, and haven't been able to lift as much as I used to. So, in order to keep myself in a calorie deficit, I have taken up heavy cardio every Tuesday Thursday and Saturday. I was just…
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It's about time for a sabotage thread
I have been noticing lately that there is a presence in my life that has been working very hard against my reaching my fitness goals. It's downright sabotage. The culprit? MFP. Time I previously spent getting up and moving about my home, time spent playing outdoors, all are being eaten by my sitting behind a computer…
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I may have accidentally cheated
So, this morning, as I got to the gym, there was a woman on the Arc Trainer that I usually use. As I filled my water bottle, and wet my towel, she finished and got off "my" machine. I signed up for it, and went over and started my 60 minutes on teh machine. I looked down, and saw the woman had left three large puddles of…
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Clean Eating
Here is another reason to be looking at "clean" eating. My state is currently having an outbreak of cyclospora related illness. It has been linked to unwashed vegetables that may have been watered in the field with water contaminated with human waste. The typical course it runs is a month or so of diarrhea with frequent…
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The most potent aphrodisiac
Do you know what the greatest aphrodisiac ever invented is (for me at least).... It's these. Watching the ladies heft and load and unload their bars with those succulent 45 pound plates is very titillating. I know it will soon lead to this... Then, the Y I go to hands out free popcorn on Friday. They are just iviting me to…
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It seems that every four weeks....
We get a deluge of period posts in one day. Has everyone on MFP's cycle synched up?
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Please help me cheer up Jules
One of my Jules is feeling a bit down and needs some funny thread posts to cheer her up. Anyone care to help her out? Hey Jules....
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Golfers???
I only know what I have learned about the game from what I have picked up on my own. I've had people tell me it's a nice way to get some light exercise in. Let's say I want to go out and shoot my balls into 9 holes some night, Should I use a ball washer between holes? How often do you need to wash your balls really?
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In need of some advice
I would ask for men only, but I know the women won't listen. I am looking for some medical advice, but don't want to pay a $25 copay for this. So, at the urging of some of the guys in the locker room, I have started attending the morning spin class at my gym. I really like it, and started looking for ways to improve my…
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It's not a journey
Posting this because I have not had enough people being mean to me today. I need to put something up to bring in the bullies as all the :people being so mean" threads are getting all the attention, and I want some too :wink: ... [rant] People often ask me why I have such a beef with the concept of people being here for a…
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Men Only - No ladies please - sensitive information here
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the…
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Some porn for the ladies on my FL (By special request)
Edited to correct the wrong image. Whoops.
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Assumptions about motivations (Rant)
[rant] Does anyone else ever get annoyed at the way that some people here and IRL, make assumptions about the motivations behind other people's behaviors? I see it a lot around here. It is mostly in the "Why are people so mean" threads and sidebars, but it's not exclusively there. I occasionally get flme PMs about my posts…
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One year down.
I'm hesitant to post this in success stories. I don't see myself having achieved success yet. I still have a ways to go before I can transition to maintenance mode. However, I have come a long way in the last year. I tend to be a storyteller, and my posts can get long. So, I promised myself I would keep the forum post to a…
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Modern Day Alchemy
So frequently I read on the forums and sometimes in my news feed statements like this..."STOP lifitng weights because your fat is going to turn into muscle and you're going to be huge and ugly." My question is this: In this little bit of modern-day alchemy, does the fat tranform in situ, or does it migrate to the places…
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Nips
OK. I know it's not my normal forte, but I have a serious question for people. This is not a troll thread. ^Look where I posted it?. I am just curious if anyone else has had this issue and if so, what can you do about it. So, here is my situation. Over the last couple of weeks, I have found that my nipples have become…
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I don't get it
On my FL, there are several friends who are the most intelligent and highly educated people. Yet, when we converse on walls or in PMs, or even when they make or reply to forum posts, they really dumb down their language. What's up with that? Is it a leftover defense mechanism from when they were in school and had to play…
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I need help understanding...
...women? What I did wrong? I don't know. This morning, I was at the gym doing my workout, when this absolutely gorgeous woman came in. I noticed her immediately. I was in the middle of my workout, so I just stole glances as I moved from station to station. At one point, as I was doing dips and chins (the bars are located…
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Not sure what to do with these feelings.
Hi. As you can see from my profile pic, I have recently been married. I really love my husband, but I just don't feel like he supports me in my journey. I don't want to say he is sabotaging me or anything. This isn't one of those posts. It's just that when I come to MFP, I meet all these super hot nice guys (and girls).…
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Guys Only Please
Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies. Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the…
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Personal Question (hermaphrodites Only)
So, do you go into both the ladies only and the men's only threads, or do you stay out of them altogether?
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date, toss in a pit of ravaging dogs, sneer in disgust?
New options.
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Not getting any. Support?
I'm just not getting any. Can anyone support me?
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Folks with daughters....
I don't really like posting this under chit chat fun and games and such, because this is where I go to post things of a not so serious nature, but tonight, I have a serious topic (I know it's a miracle). I want to share with those of you who have daughters, something I witnessed today that torqued me to no end, and caution…
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Does my.....
butt make these pants look small?