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SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?

To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
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  • bnorris2013
    bnorris2013 Posts: 256 Member
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    Like saying men only would keep us away .... LOL woman are nosey by nature

    The weight loss more then likely accounts for you disposing of your bodily fluids
  • Textmessage
    Textmessage Posts: 387 Member
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    It's definitely wiser to wait till it ceases and desists. All the blood in your junk that the wood fairies put in there makes your weigh-in inaccurate.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    curiousity killed the *****,,,,, cat.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    Erection weight. :laugh: I would wait until after the morning pee. And, yes I know you said no ladies but....

    Morning wood is a subject of which I am particularly fond.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    why did they star that out??? are they WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE NOW??????
  • Textmessage
    Textmessage Posts: 387 Member
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    why did they star that out??? are they WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE NOW??????

    It's definitely a conspiracy and not a blacklist filter.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    In.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    why did they star that out??? are they WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE NOW??????

    You also can't say ****ake mushroom.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    Pee is water weight.... I imagine there is also a such thing as semen weight.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    <---- 100% man
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    O hai. Just snooping.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    would like to see the erection that holds a pound of water weight. :laugh:
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Pee is water weight.... I imagine there is also a such thing as semen weight.

    you can say that again
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    Little known fact: erections happen when the penis absorbs mass from whatever is touching it.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Like saying men only would keep us away .... LOL woman are nosey by nature

    The weight loss more then likely accounts for you disposing of your bodily fluids

    Jeesh. Like moths to a flame. I don't want you ladies talking about my morning wood. Have you ever heard the group Morningwood BTW?
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
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    HAHAHAH! In before the lock
  • joe_d
    joe_d Posts: 73 Member
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    Well shucks. No, your weight doesn't change just because some blood moves from one part of your body back to the general blood supply.

    It's the morning pee that mattered in your test case. Remember: "A pint's a pound the world around (referring to water)." But in this case, since pee's a little heavier than water, let's say you were almost a pint down when you weighed in the second time.
  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,831 Member
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    Obviously written by someone who has never stood in line at the loo before a Weight Watchers weigh-in where all are attempting to shed the last minute urine before facing the scales!
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    lol he said chubber.
  • walklikeaduck
    walklikeaduck Posts: 20
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    mushroom tip weight...

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