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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    An erection is essentially, in relation to gravity, a 3rd class lever.

    Lever3.gif

    Because the weight of the penis is extending away from the fulcrum point, gravity's pull on the tip exerts more force on the body than if it were just dangling.

    That graphic seems... suggestive.
  • freddykid
    freddykid Posts: 265 Member
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    Pretty sure it throws of your center of gravity leading to incorrect scale measurements. Scientifically speaking wood is lighter than water so you should be lighter when you first wakeup.

    and no worries OP, I sent you a junk pic as well. Sharing is caring.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
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    To get the accurate measurement of morning chub and how it affects your weigh-in in the morning, I'd have to refer back to the breasts thread that bore the same premise. How breasts affect a girl's weigh-in.

    I would place a scale penis height. Wake up in the morning with your morning mahogany and place said penis on the scale. Note its gravitational pull. Now you have the approximate affect it has on your weigh-in.

    Or you can have someone hold it by the shaft, thus eliminating its affect on your weigh-in. I prefer the hold method. Preferably by a girl with soft, delicate hands. Furthermore, to avoid her hand maybe screwing up the weigh-in, have her use her mouth.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    I'm female, not sure anyone would call me a lady... does this mean I can read and respond?
  • cjlorigan
    cjlorigan Posts: 209 Member
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    Thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably at work. This thread is awesome!!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    would like to see the erection that holds a pound of water weight. :laugh:

    Junk pic sent.

    Ohhh, so THAT'S how you get junk pics. Noted.

    Or ask. Or post a hot pic where creepers can find it.
    I just send junk pics to everyone. :smokin:

    I never got a junk pic! I feel so left out.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    In for the junk pics and to try typing shiitake mushrooms.

    LOLLLOLLL apparently you CAN type it. If you spell it right. But you still can't say ****'s sporting goods.




    So can I but i don't do it in the main forums. lol
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    An erection is essentially, in relation to gravity, a 3rd class lever.

    Lever3.gif

    Because the weight of the penis is extending away from the fulcrum point, gravity's pull on the tip exerts more force on the body than if it were just dangling.

    That graphic seems... suggestive.

    Third-order Levers
    - the effort lies between the load and the fulcrum
    - the effort is greater than the load
    - the load moves further than the effort
    - the lever can be considered as a distance magnifier

    Heh. Ain't that the truth.
  • kliermann
    kliermann Posts: 514
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    well since either way the blood i sin u i dont see how it would make a dif lol
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
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    In :drinker:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    You know, if I had access to morning wood every morning I would never have another bad day. true story..

    but I don't ...and I'm a total bish today because of it...deal.:mad:

    You always have me Jules! :wink:
  • cjaynep
    cjaynep Posts: 40
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    Like probably every woman who seen the title I had to come see haha.

    It's probably water weight, the blood that's in your penis is always in your body anyway. But the pee that was in your bladder has exited the body...so where your boner proud on the scales hahaha
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
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    In for the junk pics and to try typing shiitake mushrooms.

    LOLLLOLLL apparently you CAN type it. If you spell it right. But you still can't say ****'s sporting goods.

    Sh[/i]it, I can type Di[/i]ck's Sporting Goods.

    If you become banned for your potty mouth, I may cry.

    And look, I even used the quote function properly :)
  • sgtlee13
    sgtlee13 Posts: 66
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    If you haven't figured it out yet, then you now know women are mean. This was sooooo good. Thanks for posting.

    AND sneaky. AND don't follow instructions very well. :laugh:

    hey, i totally follow instructions!!!
    ****ake!!!
    ****ake!!!
    ****ake!!!
    ****ake!!!
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    If you become banned for your potty mouth, I may cry.

    And look, I even used the quote function properly :)

    Eh. It wouldn't be the first time. It would also be less likely if people stopped quoting it :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I'm female, not sure anyone would call me a lady... does this mean I can read and respond?

    Well, you already have access to my wood, so I wouldn't exclude you.
  • crlyxx
    crlyxx Posts: 186 Member
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    I rest my penis on the sink when I weigh myself so it doesn't get cheeky and ramp up the numbers. My penis is always full of mischief.

    Possibly the most magnificent thing I've read all week xD
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    If you become banned for your potty mouth, I may cry.

    And look, I even used the quote function properly :)

    Eh. It wouldn't be the first time. It would also be less likely if people stopped quoting it :laugh:

    Unquoted for your safety and comfort. lol.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    You know, if I had access to morning wood every morning I would never have another bad day. true story..

    but I don't ...and I'm a total bish today because of it...deal.:mad:

    Just wear that blue dress and you should have no problem finding what you need.

    ha!! if it would only warm up enough to sport that one..
  • nicole_andan
    nicole_andan Posts: 127
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    why did they star that out??? are they WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE NOW??????

    You also can't say ****ake mushroom.

    ROFL... ****ake mushrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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