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I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
Someone needs to reply to this and offer to help. That person shall not be me.0 -
I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
It gets out into the environment and it is absolutely destroying our ozone-layer with our man-vapor... Glow-balls warming. omg....0 -
the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
I think you can get one of those at the Machine Shed.0 -
would like to see the erection that holds a pound of water weight. :laugh:
This. I'm guessing that since your morning friend is comprised of blood thats already in your body it wouldn't actually make a different in weight, however the urine would.0 -
I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
Well since you are on my FL, I will volunteer to offer what I can for your research.0 -
I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
Well since you are on my FL, I will volunteer to offer what I can for your research.
There it is!0 -
the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
I think you can get one of those at the Machine Shed.
They do have delicious meat there...and VERY filling!!!0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention
disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?
:noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!!
I'm getting mixed messages here....
What did you expect?! I am a woman! :flowerforyou:0 -
I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
Well since you are on my FL, I will volunteer to offer what I can for your research.
There it is!
I got ya covered brah!0 -
the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
I think you can get one of those at the Machine Shed.
They do have delicious meat there...and VERY filling!!!
QFT. I haven't been in years though.0 -
No. You only lose about a teaspoon or two of water that way. Relieving your bladder will get rid of some weight though.0
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Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
Nice wishful thinking, though.0 -
I LOVE you all!!!!! :laugh:
and I don't follow directions very well . . . of course . . . unless :blushing:0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?
:noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!!
I'm getting mixed messages here....
What did you expect?! I am a woman! :flowerforyou:
But, not a lady, right. Otherwise you shouldn't be here. :indifferent:0 -
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?0 -
:glasses: :drinker:0
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Spectacular!
How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
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******
The male tree has morningwood.0 -
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?
Thank you. :flowerforyou:0 -
Spectacular!
How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
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***
****
******
The male tree has morningwood.
Q: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?
A: I can fall asleep with a light on.0 -
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?
Or maybe he/she was that stalker...0 -
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?
Or maybe he/she was that stalker...
oh no, that stalker was me....and if any ladies want proof of his extra pound, pm me and I'll send you the pics I took :laugh:
and I prefer the term admirer over stalker0 -
Spectacular!
How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
*
**
***
****
******
The male tree has morningwood.
Q: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?
A: I can fall asleep with a light on.
:drinker:0 -
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?
Or maybe he/she was that stalker...
oh no, that stalker was me....and if any ladies want proof of his extra pound, pm me and I'll send you the pics I took :laugh:
Oh. Can I get some too? I need some to PM to all the MFP ladies whenI want to send a FR.0 -
Well shucks. No, your weight doesn't change just because some blood moves from one part of your body back to the general blood supply.
It's the morning pee that mattered in your test case. Remember: "A pint's a pound the world around (referring to water)." But in this case, since pee's a little heavier than water, let's say you were almost a pint down when you weighed in the second time.
^ This0 -
I say! Your Batman t-shirt takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it! :drinker:0
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*counts the people actually answering*
wow....0 -
*counts the people actually answering*
wow....
You mean the nice people who aren't mean and making fun of my issue?
ETA: How many did you come up with? I was wondering the same thing...0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?
:noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!!
I'm getting mixed messages here....
What did you expect?! I am a woman! :flowerforyou:
But, not a lady, right. Otherwise you shouldn't be here. :indifferent:
I'm a lady when it counts!!!! A real lady knows how to give and receive... a good joke!
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Spectacular!
How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
*
**
***
****
******
The male tree has morningwood.
Q: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?
A: I can fall asleep with a light on.
Q Why makes a hot new girlfriend a great carpenter
A The fact that no wood ever goes wasted0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
Interesting idea there! This can also be used to find out how hot you think a girl is..
220 lbs..she is ok
221 lbs me likes!
222 lbs get in bed now!!!:drinker:0
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