Men Only - No ladies please - sensitive information here
Options
Replies
-
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?
Or maybe he/she was that stalker...
oh no, that stalker was me....and if any ladies want proof of his extra pound, pm me and I'll send you the pics I took :laugh:
and I prefer the term admirer over stalker0 -
Spectacular!
How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
*
**
***
****
******
The male tree has morningwood.
Q: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?
A: I can fall asleep with a light on.
:drinker:0 -
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?
Or maybe he/she was that stalker...
oh no, that stalker was me....and if any ladies want proof of his extra pound, pm me and I'll send you the pics I took :laugh:
Oh. Can I get some too? I need some to PM to all the MFP ladies whenI want to send a FR.0 -
Well shucks. No, your weight doesn't change just because some blood moves from one part of your body back to the general blood supply.
It's the morning pee that mattered in your test case. Remember: "A pint's a pound the world around (referring to water)." But in this case, since pee's a little heavier than water, let's say you were almost a pint down when you weighed in the second time.
^ This0 -
I say! Your Batman t-shirt takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it! :drinker:0
-
*counts the people actually answering*
wow....0 -
*counts the people actually answering*
wow....
You mean the nice people who aren't mean and making fun of my issue?
ETA: How many did you come up with? I was wondering the same thing...0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?
:noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!!
I'm getting mixed messages here....
What did you expect?! I am a woman! :flowerforyou:
But, not a lady, right. Otherwise you shouldn't be here. :indifferent:
I'm a lady when it counts!!!! A real lady knows how to give and receive... a good joke!0 -
Spectacular!
How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
*
**
***
****
******
The male tree has morningwood.
Q: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?
A: I can fall asleep with a light on.
Q Why makes a hot new girlfriend a great carpenter
A The fact that no wood ever goes wasted0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
Interesting idea there! This can also be used to find out how hot you think a girl is..
220 lbs..she is ok
221 lbs me likes!
222 lbs get in bed now!!!:drinker:0 -
Tehee.0
-
Darn...I was hoping to read a thread about power tools, beer and scratching oneself. And this is what I get?
MORE TOOLS LESS WOOD!0 -
A pound of wood weighs more than a pound of fat.0
-
Jeesh. Like moths to a flame. I don't want you ladies talking about my morning wood. Have you ever heard the group Morningwood BTW?
Music geek here. And female, sorry, lol!
Also....the answer is it's urine weight.0 -
Jeesh. Like moths to a flame. I don't want you ladies talking about my morning wood. Have you ever heard the group Morningwood BTW?
Music geek here. And female, sorry, lol!
Also....the answer is it's urine weight.
LOLLLOLLLOL. You didn't find this thread searching for "urine", did you?
I love MSI. Will have to check out Morningwood.0 -
Jeesh. Like moths to a flame. I don't want you ladies talking about my morning wood. Have you ever heard the group Morningwood BTW?
Music geek here. And female, sorry, lol!
Also....the answer is it's urine weight.
LOLLLOLLLOL. You didn't find this thread searching for "urine", did you?
I love MSI. Will have to check out Morningwood.
That's better.0 -
ROTFLMAO!0
-
Female here.
I think I just lost a pound crying, from laughing so hard at all the awesome comments! Thanks for a great Friday night!0 -
It shouldn't change your overall weight until you relieve yourself. But, depending on the size, it can create some balance problems, making you front heavy, causing the scale to be inaccurate!!!!0
-
It shouldn't change your overall weight until you relieve yourself. But, depending on the size, it can create some balance problems, making you front heavy, causing the scale to be inaccurate!!!!0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.5K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.7K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 392 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.7K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.2K MyFitnessPal Information
- 22 News and Announcements
- 926 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions