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  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
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    I like your optimism. :laugh:

    Maybe the kitchen scale would answer your question for sure, though.
  • mjb1986
    mjb1986 Posts: 7
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    BEST. POST. EVER.

    Thanks for that.
  • mombieocalypse
    mombieocalypse Posts: 213
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    I'm just surprised you would be able to see the numbers on the scale past your chub.
  • mrshoneydew
    mrshoneydew Posts: 253
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    a beard, a batman shirt, and a boner......watch out ladies
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  • mrshoneydew
    mrshoneydew Posts: 253
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    a beard, a batman shirt, and a boner......watch out ladies
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    Me Gusta!
  • Willowana
    Willowana Posts: 493 Member
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    Well, my boobs weigh over 4lbs. each. Not....not that I've ever used my food scale for anything other than food.... :tongue:

    I think I need to start slinging those puppies on a towel rack before weighing.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Well, my boobs weigh over 4lbs. each. Not....not that I've ever used my food scale for anything other than food.... :tongue:

    I think I need to start slinging those puppies on a towel rack before weighing.

    LOL!

    I thought this would have been locked a loooong time ago.
  • Losingthedamnweight
    Losingthedamnweight Posts: 535 Member
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    I would advise taking care of it, as my morning boners have given me 10 lb fluctuations. Hear that ladies? Wink wink
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    I cannot believe this didn't get shut down. Such a success. Lol.
  • CheyH92
    CheyH92 Posts: 35 Member
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    Lol...Saying no ladies just makes us want to look even more!!! I was curious and it was totally worth it hahaha!! :)
  • juliana813
    juliana813 Posts: 67 Member
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    hahaha :D
  • juliana813
    juliana813 Posts: 67 Member
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    A pound of wood weighs more than a pound of fat.

    HAHAHAHAHA i love this
  • lina011
    lina011 Posts: 427 Member
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    oh my!!! im not sure about this one:embarassed:
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    ...did someone say penis?
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
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    Pee is water weight.... I imagine there is also a such thing as semen weight.

    Well that is another question altogether, do you count the weight you lose form ejaculation, or do you wait until you have rehydrated?

    And the calorific value of this second output is......?

    Wouldn't want to mess up my macros, you know.
  • Textmessage
    Textmessage Posts: 387 Member
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    Pee is water weight.... I imagine there is also a such thing as semen weight.

    Well that is another question altogether, do you count the weight you lose form ejaculation, or do you wait until you have rehydrated?

    And the calorific value of this second output is......?


    Wouldn't want to mess up my macros, you know.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/homemade-semen-65887823
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
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    Bump for friends list.
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
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    :laugh:
    the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
    the shake comes at the end...
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
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    Pee is water weight.... I imagine there is also a such thing as semen weight.

    Well that is another question altogether, do you count the weight you lose form ejaculation, or do you wait until you have rehydrated?

    And the calorific value of this second output is......?


    Wouldn't want to mess up my macros, you know.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/homemade-semen-65887823


    Bargain! All that zinc and upper body exercise must make it negative calorie food!

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