Lonely Housewife, Last month

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I'm a maintenance guy for an apartment complex.
Last month, my partner and I were making routine calls.
We were doing preventive maintenance.
We knocked on one door, and were greeted by a woman.
She was wearing super short shorts, and let us in.
I expected she would go get something a little more modest on
Y'know there were two of us guys here now.
She didn't. She hung around in her shorts.

I felt awkward, with her just watching us do our work.
So, I asked her a few questions about the equipment.
It seemed like she was just hovering.
I thought that maybe she was hmmm. y'know.
The following Saturday, I called her up because...
I kept seeing her staring at me, whenever I would work in her building.
The apartment across the way from hers is vacant.
She watches me in there as we try to get it ready for the next tenant.
It's kind of creepy.
Do I have a problem, or is this in my head? :huh:

miss_jessiejane

Just break up.

spade117

Much better than the other one.

KANGOOJUMPS

oh the things you can do with a lonely housewife,
will the pool boy and the mailman cum too?

Jersey_Devil

let her help you unclog the pipes. she might just want to lend a hand.

InForBacon

The nerve of some people. I can't believe she would continue to hang all out like that. I wish people were a little classier at times.

polarsjewel

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me..."

sewerchick93

snake her drain and get it over with

Ed98043

Is that supposed to be a poem?

Just throw her a pity ****.

dropdeadgreggie_

Do her a favor and clean her pipes real good. I used to work for AT&T, I know that feel, bro.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

snake her drain and get it over with

Mmmmmm, this one.

verymissk

Have you had a chance to check her text messages?

Cliffslosinit

Maybe she knows you don't know what you are doing.
She is concerned you will hurt yourself.:flowerforyou: