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SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.

Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.

What are your methods of dealing with these issues?

KANGOOJUMPS

why guys???? women itch too.

_Wonder_Woman_

<<~~~ I'm a guy.

Are you sure it's the trimming that's making your *kitten* itch? Trip to the doc, maybe?!?!


Swaying your hips gives what your doing away to "the ladies". Shake your leg next time, it's less obvious.

ericmessier

I do not get this so called itch after shaving. Try goldbond though?

NutellaAddict

We call that Herpes in the medical field.

bethgames

My boobs itch every now and again....I do this little arm rub thingy that works sometimes.....:grumble:

SlickFootAnna

They have creams for that, ya know?

daveymac1

What you should do is shave it right down, then slap some after shave on those bad boys, When I mean slap, I mean actually give them a big ol' smack. The after shave will feel envigorating

Jeepgal2012

Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.

*I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

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Second: Unicorn pixie dust.

Juliejustsaying

We call that Herpes in the medical field.

bwahahahahahahahhahahah....best response EVAH!!!

MidwestAngel

Juliejustsaying

Kevin...stop trying to distract me from what is truly important....namely pie and threads about TOM.:noway:

okay but definatley pie.

wolverine66

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edge_dragoncaller

Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.

*I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.

Igotdisbish

Sorry about your situation. No itch here.

I do have the adjustment issue and a sway kinda works but I usually have to turn for a good ole handful.

Crankstr

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Jacwhite22

Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.

Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.

What are your methods of dealing with these issues?

#1 - You're going too short.....It only itches when you shave it off.....not trim it short.

#2 - I keep mine strapped to my thigh.....I got tired of my knees getting bruised up when I run.






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edge_dragoncaller

Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.

Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.

What are your methods of dealing with these issues?

#1 - You're going too short.....It only itches when you shave it off.....not trim it short.

#2 - I keep mine strapped to my thigh.....I got tired of my knees getting bruised up when I run.






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And thank god you stopped wearing shorts to the gym too.

sunsnstatheart

Under Armour boxer briefs. Keeps the package pretty well situated.

See a doc for the itch though.

calibriintx

#2 - I keep mine strapped to my thigh.....I got tired of my knees getting bruised up when I run.






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:laugh:

Cliffslosinit

Sounds like you may need to call some lady friends and do some explainin'.

Also if you sit down quickly do you get a sharp pain in your said area?
Don't worry you're just sitting on them...glad I could help.

My0WNinspiration

Washing them on a regualr basis might help. Get in there deeep!

SmartWhatever

You have cooties.

mmddwechanged

I'm gonna be looking for hip swaying men now. Sounds like a project.

Jeepgal2012

Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.

*I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.

Oh no you didn't just post an eye roll picture at me. If I knew how to post a picture, It would be 3 snaps in a Z formation! That's right.

MizTerry

Did you seriously think only men would respond???

I hear Nair for Men works very well for the twig and berries.

diodelcibo

I just go ahead and move them if there's a problem.

Fozzi43

My SO loves nothing more than watching telly while having his hand down his pants :noway:

_DaniD_

Itchy balls

Change_is_Good_

My SO loves nothing more than watching telly while having his hand down his pants :noway:

What kind of channels are they watching at the time :embarassed: