Guys Only Please

Jacwhite22

Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.

*I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.

Oh no you didn't just post an eye roll picture at me. If I knew how to post a picture, It would be 3 snaps in a Z formation! That's right.

peachfigs

Sorry but I had to click on it with a title like that.

What about some deodorising powder? Keeps it dry, non itchy, and smelling nice too :laugh: :drinker:

You can get some good smelling ones at Lush.

https://www.lush.co.uk/category/223

My man has one called 'the grinch'. Lol.

Fozzi43

My SO loves nothing more than watching telly while having his hand down his pants :noway:

What kind of channels are they watching at the time :embarassed:

Star Trek.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.

*I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.

That doesn't actually help. They work their way around. I wear compression shorts to the gym, and when I get on the Sharon Stone Machine, I'm always pinching the boys between my thighs when I do the adduction portion. Their crafty fellows.

Cre8veLifeR

go to the ladies shaving section. And hey -- someone should create manscape products!

And wear better ball huggers, they will keep those boys in place.

Warchortle

It's probably because your moisture balance is off... if it itches you may want to just condition that area while you're in the shower after you finish your normal business... You can wear boxer briefs that have good ventilation that won't bunch up and cause any extra chaffing.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

First question: WAX

Second: Unicorn pixie dust.

LOL. Where do I find the unicorn? Dude ranches?

iulia_maddie

See, i have a similar issue with my boobs, sometimes i need to readjust my bra. The men at work don't seem to mind at all, though. They even offer to help.

Do you need a hand with that?







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Oh hai Jac! I could use 2 hands, please and thank you!

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Damnit! I cant' see the pics from work. Can someone please describe this. With the smile in the profile pic, I have a feeling it was good. (OK. I know it's not specific to this post, but let my mind do what it wants. It's dangerous to confront it)

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Kevin...stop trying to distract me from what is truly important....namely pie and threads about TOM.:noway:

okay but definatley pie.

The pie thread bored me. Nothing but white boxes full of red x's.. You were the one who complained about the TOM posts and sparked this one. so *pllllbbbbbbthtththththth*

iAMsmiling

I just go ahead and remove them if there's a problem.

Fixed that.

BootCampC

They have creams for that, ya know?

my quote exactly! try tinactin

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.

Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.

What are your methods of dealing with these issues?

#1 - You're going too short.....It only itches when you shave it off.....not trim it short.

#2 - I keep mine strapped to my thigh.....I got tired of my knees getting bruised up when I run.





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Love your new hairdo Jac. I didn't know you were a skater.

slacker80

Active wear type boxer /briefs will keep em cool and dry. The prickly itch wears off about 2 days out from a fresh cut.

Target C9 active wear boxerbriefs are the shiz. Get the regular size 6" cut anything shorter looks bad in mens locker room. The more polyester/spandex VS cotton you have in your undies the better. Cotton sucks balls!

kaylaandthestarcatcher

I mean... I don't have the parts, but I've heard good things about this stuff from people who do.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I'm gonna be looking for hip swaying men now. Sounds like a project.

Come by the clinic here anytime. I do it without even noticing anymore.

liz3marie

i had a friend who works in a hot foundry say that he used baby powder on that area to keep it dryer and less sticky

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Did you seriously think only men would respond???

I hear Nair for Men works very well for the twig and berries.

Actually, I fully expected this to draw a lot of women. The phenomena was discussed a couple of weeks ago in another thread. Nothing draws the opposite sex into a thread quicker than trying to exclude them.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

See, i have a similar issue with my boobs, sometimes i need to readjust my bra. The men at work don't seem to mind at all, though. They even offer to help.

Need a hand or two with that? (mouths: call me)

Gusman14

Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.

Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.

What are your methods of dealing with these issues?

#1 - You're going too short.....It only itches when you shave it off.....not trim it short.

#2 - I keep mine strapped to my thigh.....I got tired of my knees getting bruised up when I run.






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I have to make sure I alternate which thigh. Don't want it to bend one way when its just hanging around. Also, don't use duct tape.