How MFP ruined my life

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

As many of you know me, I am a haunter of the chit chat fun and games threads.

So, I thought I was learning some great social skills here. Apparently, MFP is a farce. Apparently, when you sit outside the gym, and watch the people who come and go, you cannot put notes on their windshields that say things like "9/10 would bang", or "1/10 would not bang". Apparently, the police consider that stalking and it's illegal.

Stupid MFP. Now where am I supposed to workout in 30 days when I have this restraining order?

At least for now I have this.

sissiluv

It's all a sham? Nooooo!

latenitelucy

10/10

Megan101792

As many of you know me, I am a haunter of the chit chat fun and games threads.

So, I thought I was learning some great social skills here. Apparently, MFP is a farce. Apparently, when you sit outside the gym, and watch the people who come and go, you cannot put notes on their windshields that say things like "9/10 would bang", or "1/10 would not bang". Apparently, the police consider that stalking and it's illegal.

Stupid MFP. Now where am I supposed to workout in 30 days when I have this restraining order?

At least for now I have this.

You are impeding me from studying for my nursing test and just made everyone in the library look at me. LOL

Phoenix__Rising

I bet it doesn't stop you!!

Sweetout

Kitten2629

:laugh: :laugh: Enroll in another gym..

k8blujay2

So I'm not really gaining more confidence from my MFP friends and actually a part of the cool crowd? My life is meaningless now.

sheenarama

"Apparently, MFP is a farce. Apparently, when you sit outside the gym, and watch the people who come and go, you cannot put notes on their windshields that say things like "9/10 would bang", or "1/10 would not bang". Apparently, the police consider that stalking and it's illegal."

Hmmm... that made me quite popular with the men at my gym.

JBfoodforlife

"Apparently, MFP is a farce. Apparently, when you sit outside the gym, and watch the people who come and go, you cannot put notes on their windshields that say things like "9/10 would bang", or "1/10 would not bang". Apparently, the police consider that stalking and it's illegal."

Hmmm... that made me quite popular with the men at my gym.

Damn double standards!...

Mikkimeow

Wow guess I should stop doing that at funerals too. People these days.

JohnnyResets

Oh Pancho... oh Cisco!!

asm121

Crap. What do I do with all of these Post-Its now?

ChoiceNotChance

I tihought I say you lurking around out side my gym. :glasses:

_crafty_

Crap. What do I do with all of these Post-Its now?

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

As many of you know me, I am a haunter of the chit chat fun and games threads.

So, I thought I was learning some great social skills here. Apparently, MFP is a farce. Apparently, when you sit outside the gym, and watch the people who come and go, you cannot put notes on their windshields that say things like "9/10 would bang", or "1/10 would not bang". Apparently, the police consider that stalking and it's illegal.

Stupid MFP. Now where am I supposed to workout in 30 days when I have this restraining order?

At least for now I have this.

You are impeding me from studying for my nursing test and just made everyone in the library look at me. LOL

It's only a nursing test. It doesn't matter what you answer, it will be wrong.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

"Apparently, MFP is a farce. Apparently, when you sit outside the gym, and watch the people who come and go, you cannot put notes on their windshields that say things like "9/10 would bang", or "1/10 would not bang". Apparently, the police consider that stalking and it's illegal."

Hmmm... that made me quite popular with the men at my gym.

Damn double standards!...

sewerchick93

I so hear ya....I give *kitten* smacks all the time to my mfpeeps, but one little smack irl to one of my employees for a job well done and I get sexual harassment filed against me...geez...I guess he doesn't like *kitten* smacks, or maybe it was the squeeze and lingering rub after the smack, who knows

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I so hear ya....I give *kitten* smacks all the time to my mfpeeps, but one little smack irl to one of my employees for a job well done and I get sexual harassment filed against me...geez...I guess he doesn't like *kitten* smacks, or maybe it was the squeeze and lingering rub after the smack, who knows

Oh. Thanks for the advice. I was about to go talk to an employee. I better not grope, and squeeze, eh?

Cliffslosinit

Just in case you do any jail time.

asm121

Oh, that's awesome.

Go_Mizzou99

As many of you know me, I am a haunter of the chit chat fun and games threads.

So, I thought I was learning some great social skills here. Apparently, MFP is a farce. Apparently, when you sit outside the gym, and watch the people who come and go, you cannot put notes on their windshields that say things like "9/10 would bang", or "1/10 would not bang". Apparently, the police consider that stalking and it's illegal.

Stupid MFP. Now where am I supposed to workout in 30 days when I have this restraining order?

At least for now I have this.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I feel ya, baby. I told one of my co-workers I wanted lick his abs, and he looked at me like "Dafuq you just say?!"

dpwellman

But it is ok to be speaking only in questions or song titles?

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

But it is ok to be speaking only in questions or song titles?

Am I supposed to know this?