Top Secret New Cleanse

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

OK. So, I recently started swimming again, and I accidentally discovered a brand new cleanse that I have not seen anywhere on the market. I am going to patent it and make a fortune pimpin git to the general public. I wanted to let you guys in on it as I am sure after Christmas, you will all need to use it. Just keep it to yourselves until I have my patent and trademark legalities completed, ok?

So, I am now introdicing the brand new, pool water cleanse. It's easy peasy, and you can take it while you get in a little low impact cardio work. Here is how it works. While attempting to swim laps, "accidentally" get off on your breathing, and swallow approximately 2 cups of pool water. It's as simple as that. It doesn't take long, and it will clean you out over the next day and a half. You will remove everything from your gut tract, bacteria, toxins everything.

Give your liver a break, and let it recharge for a couple of days.

jackpotclown

yessssireeee gonna run right out and try that....thanks!! \m/

MyChocolateDiet

ew

BrainyBurro

in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

MyChocolateDiet

in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

and grandpa

InForBacon

Shut up and take my money.

kelly_e_montana

Oooh I've recently starting swimming too. Can't wait to try this out and poop my pants!

molonlabe762

LOL

Mia_RagazzaTosta

in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

and grandpa

I lol'd at this

DainaLC

Ewe! So sorry for all your loss!

TheGymGypsy

I feel skinnier already!

ldrosophila

in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

might of been a little giardia in there too

Marcia315

My then 6 year old son tried that at a water park. Unfortunately it landed him in the hospital.

inside_lap

in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

Oh, I'm sure there is probably some number 2 in there somewhere too...

Sad but true....

Candi_land

But what if I accidentally swallow a bee?

BrainyBurro

in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

Oh, I'm sure there is probably some number 2 in there somewhere too...

Sad but true....

nahh... that's just a Baby Ruth bar.

ethompso0105

I used to do this cleanse all the time when I was little. As an avid swimmer, I can attest that it cleans you right out. I'm glad I learned how to breath correctly.

Jersey_Devil

Erin_goBrahScience

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sick:

chriamaria

sure...cuz everything that gives you diarea is good for you...

elenathegreat

in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

and grandpa

Sounds legit!