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Top Secret New Cleanse

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
edited February 9 in Chit-Chat
OK. So, I recently started swimming again, and I accidentally discovered a brand new cleanse that I have not seen anywhere on the market. I am going to patent it and make a fortune pimpin git to the general public. I wanted to let you guys in on it as I am sure after Christmas, you will all need to use it. Just keep it to yourselves until I have my patent and trademark legalities completed, ok?

So, I am now introdicing the brand new, pool water cleanse. It's easy peasy, and you can take it while you get in a little low impact cardio work. Here is how it works. While attempting to swim laps, "accidentally" get off on your breathing, and swallow approximately 2 cups of pool water. It's as simple as that. It doesn't take long, and it will clean you out over the next day and a half. You will remove everything from your gut tract, bacteria, toxins everything.

Give your liver a break, and let it recharge for a couple of days.

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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    yessssireeee gonna run right out and try that....thanks!! \m/
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    ew
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

    and grandpa

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  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Shut up and take my money.
  • kelly_e_montana
    kelly_e_montana Posts: 1,999 Member
    Oooh I've recently starting swimming too. Can't wait to try this out and poop my pants!
  • molonlabe762
    molonlabe762 Posts: 411 Member
    LOL
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

    and grandpa

    1300124491_pool-diving-fail.gif

    I lol'd at this
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Ewe! So sorry for all your loss! :)
  • TheGymGypsy
    TheGymGypsy Posts: 1,023 Member
    I feel skinnier already!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

    might of been a little giardia in there too
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    My then 6 year old son tried that at a water park. Unfortunately it landed him in the hospital.
  • inside_lap
    inside_lap Posts: 728 Member
    in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

    Oh, I'm sure there is probably some number 2 in there somewhere too...

    Sad but true....
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    But what if I accidentally swallow a bee?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

    Oh, I'm sure there is probably some number 2 in there somewhere too...

    Sad but true....

    nahh... that's just a Baby Ruth bar.

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  • ethompso0105
    ethompso0105 Posts: 418 Member
    I used to do this cleanse all the time when I was little. As an avid swimmer, I can attest that it cleans you right out. I'm glad I learned how to breath correctly. ;)
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sick:
  • chriamaria
    chriamaria Posts: 76 Member
    sure...cuz everything that gives you diarea is good for you...
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

    and grandpa

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    Sounds legit!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Shut up and take my money.

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  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    I don't quite live in Canada, but it's cold enough that this is accurate for us, too.

    funny-gif-Canada-different-swimming.gif

    What would you recommend since our water doesn't have any chlorine in it? Perhaps I could sit in a small room and breath in some chlorine gas after I'm done?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Oooh I've recently starting swimming too. Can't wait to try this out and poop my pants!

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    I should market an accompanying line...
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    in other words... chlorine, water, and pee.

    might of been a little giardia in there too

    Hey those ingredients are all propietary. Shh.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    But what if I accidentally swallow a bee?

    Then you can start on a fast until your upper GI tract inflammation goes down.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I don't quite live in Canada, but it's cold enough that this is accurate for us, too.

    funny-gif-Canada-different-swimming.gif

    What would you recommend since our water doesn't have any chlorine in it? Perhaps I could sit in a small room and breath in some chlorine gas after I'm done?

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  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    ewe....:laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    ewe....:laugh:

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    ewe?
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
    Oooh I've recently starting swimming too. Can't wait to try this out and poop my pants!
    LMAO
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