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Wear a large hat. It will draw attention away from your big stomach.

Household air carries dust mites which also have calories. So be careful about breathing. :/

Lesbians process complex carbohydrates and Vitamin B-12 differently than the general population. I saw it on Dr. Oz. :|

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I stopped taking Contrave a month ago. And now I can only eat - brains! There are many like me. Join us.

Sorry, I just don't buy these "can't eat all my calories" posts. If you can't eat all your calories, how did you get overweight in the first place? Doesn't make sense.

@diannethegeek has bumped so many threads, she's having a hip replaced next week. :/

She's complaining of a bloated chest. It could be an alien. If so, it will be a messy childbirth. :/

She'll argue about that too. :/

Ask your doctor.

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Just tell him you forgot to pay your light bill and make love in the dark.

MFP now requires stamps. :/

Just start at the very beginning. A very good place to start. When you read, you begin with-- A - B- C To lose weight, you begin with MFP MFP The first three letters just happen to be MFP

Get a beehive hair-do. It will balance out the way you look.

Awesomed for being the only one with the courage to post the obvious.

Your requirements are too stringent so no thanks.

Why are you even dieting? Just eat normal food.

Maybe the Dr. left the scope inside. They weigh around five pounds.

We have all tried it. Yes it works. Join us. Join us.

Yikes. If you can't handle your pre-surgery diet, how are you going to handle what you can not eat after the surgery? :/

OP has asked in previous threads if raspberry ketones will help you lose weight, also if Vitamin D, Chromium, or calcium will help you lose weight. If zinc cured sugar craving. And if green tea will help you lose weight. So I truly doubt her posts are serious.

Belly fat, keto, and detox threads. What MFP boards are all about. *sigh*

What does the law have to do with carbs?

Those 3-4 calories will make you gain twenty pounds. Don't do it!! Just kidding. Go to the fast diet website and look under FAQ. They explain how to schedule your fast days. Just realized you are doing "window" I.F. and not alternate day. I have read anything under 50 calories is not considered to break a fast.

@Hamsibian Re-read the thread title. It's about what some people think are unpopular things to say. Too many people use medical conditions, real or conceived, as an apparent excuse for not losing weight. It sure seems that way when these type of threads appear, about every ten minutes.

Have you considered weight loss surgery? :o

Yep. Green tea pills, chromium, raspberry ketones, etc. Next week she will ask if Tylenol cures belly fat. :/

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