gingerjen7 Member

Well thank god for that! I was beginning to think that my sense of humor was totally lost in this thread. It's called sarcasm people. And my original post was a quote from The Simpsons. I can't believe people actually took it seriously.

Is this the one where the lady has an accent and says "we're going to make love to the butt"?

I either track all my ingredients separately (one large sunny meadow egg, one tablespoon milk, one slice turkey bacon, one table spoon fat free cheddar) or make a recipe for it. Either way, I'm still logging all my ingredients. I wouldn't use something that was already in the system because you don't know what ingredients…

There's another one I heard recently that really irritated me, but I can't remember what it was. While searching, I came across this: http://www.cracked.com/funny-5735-100-idiotic-song-lyrics/

"The last three days...the rain was unstoppable." Uh, yeah. If you figure out a way to stop rain from falling, let me know, Tom Petty.

That's true. MFP will ban you if you don't eat back your exercise calories. I heard that once, MFP chased this girl down and shoved brownies down her throat until she had consumed all her estimated calories burned. :noway:

I dated a guy who did that and it drove me crazy. He also called me "princess" a lot and that pissed me off too. I think it's nice to be complimented, especially by the person you're dating, but my name is not "gorgeous" or "beautiful" or "princess" and when people (including people who I'm not dating, how weird is that?)…

On or right before my last day of student teaching one of the students (8th grade) started asking me a bunch of questions about facebook and what was my first name and email, what is my favorite number (none of which I would answer, by the way). Someone from the back says "You sure are interested in Miss ___________...Are…

The only way you fail is if you don't try. 30 Day Shred is challenging for beginners and it can be challenging for the experienced as well. But Jillian often says, "It's as difficult as you make it." She offers modifications for beginners, and some people modify it even further if they find a move too difficult or too…

Depends on who it's coming from. A coworker, friend, that guy I've been flirting with: absolutely. Drunk homeless guy, 12-year-old boy, my sister's husband, blind dude, skeezy politician: no thanks.

Nope; even with butt targeting exercises, my butt is just as non-existent as it ever was.

I know my weight loss is not huge, but I did do it all with MFP. I got my first smart phone in July and said, "Hey! Let's get some apps! People love apps!" And the very first one that came up was MFP, so I downloaded it and started that day. I lost the first 9 lbs with mostly diet, and then the rest when I started…

Because some people are successful that way and they like it. I am equally successful either way and I don't enjoy eating them back, so I don't do it.

My standard birthday greeting goes something like this: Please send my thanks to your mother and congratulate her on the no-doubt challenging task of expelling you from her body. I hope you have an excellent time celebrating the anniversary of your successfully working your way through the birth canal and out of her…

I tried to do it 6 days a week with rest days on Sundays, moving up a level after "10" days (L1: 9/1 - 9/9, L2: 9/10 - 9/19, L3: 9/20 - 9.20), and then the first week of October I "made up" my rest days so that I did a total of 10 workouts on each level. Tips: You will be sore the first couple of days; push through it!…

Wow; in those pics you look a whole lot like my ex's now ex-wife (but they're dating...). Not going to lie, it would freak me out to stumble across her on MFP and see photos from their wedding. They didn't get married in 2003, though--we were still together then. And while you've clearly lost weight since the wedding, she…

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So, have we formed a group of people who have been deemed "not awesome enough to be friends with" who are also not part of the Corner Club? The super duper rejects?

I would totally have my son walk me down the aisle if for some reason I ever did get married; no one else deserves that honor. I like that dress! I'd also consider a vintage 20s dress. If I ever got married, I'd want the whole thing to be like a costume party where everyone, including the guests, dressed like we were at a…

I'm not married and I have no intention of ever getting married, but I would like to wear this dress someday, just for fun.

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I hate Metallica because EVERYONE listened to it ALL THE TIME! First song I could recite all the words to (that wasn't like "Twinkle Twinkle" or the alphabet song) was Carry On Wayward Son. Not that that has anything to do with anything, but Kansas was a rock band and it was a "first." My mind wanders.

Alright, this is from the 80s, but I still loved it and most people that I described it to thought I was crazy or was sure I was talking about Double Dare, but it was a real show and NOT Double Dare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS57EBiBUUA

OH! Talking Dead on AMC. I never watch it because I don't watch The Walking Dead, but I saw a bunch of commercials when I DVR'd a ton of movies when they did FearFest, and I NEVER put two and two together.

You're telling me. I'm going to be singing the song from Green Hill Zone in my head all day now. Da na na naaaa na naaa naaaa na na, da da da da da da daaaaaa (da de do do da de do).

I was totally in love with the dude on this show.

Yeah, if you could keep one of those in your mouth the whole time without biting it, you were AWESOME. (I was awesome!)