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I will get a mini fridge eventually, but im so behind on bills I have to prioritize my money and pay debts first, then can spend money on things like that....#firstworldproblems

As long as you dont ask me for money, can give good massages, and sex me down good then you are good enough in my books. If you wash dishes after I cook then id basically bow down to you jkjk

Well it might work for you...follow your promiscuous activities with a salt water cleanse and im sure it'd work

Oh and btw when I was riding the sl.ut bus and drinking all alcohol and not eating and having fwbs I was still fat. Just not AS fat...but still...fat.

Ive had fwbs my whole life, never had a serious boyfriend...and trust me, its really not all THAT great

You need the coffee that lemers or whatever animal it is, eats the beans then poops them out and they roast the pooped out beans. Its like $10 for a cup, or something like that

I cant imagine your pee smelling too great, but this is coming from a girl who plans to eat asparagus every night for dinner for a while. But, I did just find out coffee has a bunch of potassium...so I say sure, why not

Walmart pricing Oatmeal ($3-something for a huge tub) Frozen veggies (1.98 per bag broccoli or green beans) Boneless skinless chicken breast (1.99/lb) Eggs, I just bought egg whites in a carton, but I buy them buy 30 packs when I do the whole egg and I eat 4 eggs a day. Its about 4.00 for 30 I eat almost the same thing…

Yeah...I need some pot bellies going on. Manorexia is popular for the same reason as anorexia is for women. I like my men muscley, but I also like for them to look like they like to eat...thats just me though

My brother is in AA and I went to a meeting with him when I last visited him, and I think the idea of it is more scary than the actual program. I thought it was great, and there is a wonderful support system. You don't get judged if you fall off the wagon, they help pick you back up and everyone is so open. He lives in…

I have an expensive juicer (omega) and my dad and i just did a 3 day fast. I "cheat" and drink 2 protein shakes a day when I fast, just to make sure im getting enough protein. I lost 10 pounds, which most likely is water and crap...but I do feel good. I log the juices and protein shakes and it comes in at 4 calories over…

I like to add juices to my day just like I would coffee, it perks me up, gives me energy and I dont know if it has anything to do with this, but EVERYONE around me has been sick and i havent been sick this season once. I do juicing fasts every now and then, and I add 2 protein shakes a day, which brings me 4 calories over…

Not sure if this help, but if you wash your hair everyday, its strips your natural oils out, and causes your sebaceaus glands to go in overdrive and it will end up causing your hair to be oilier. Try washing it every other day, or even every two days and just get a good dry shampoo. I use a dry shampoo from catwalk which…

I come from a long line of inexperienced cowboys, and I am utterly disgusted by your language!!

I think ragtime gal means a girl who likes ragtime music....not necessarily that shes o.t.r. (on the rag). I doubt there would have been a song so popular talking about a women sailing the crimson waves back in those times Well apparently it means a black slave girl who likes ragtime music....?

You are white, you aren't allowed to determine what's offensive to eskimos!! *angry face*

find you a new man on mfp who is more supportive....

whats he point of drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk? that's the fun of it all....

ketosis means you can't drink alcohol....and that's no way to live

one bundle of non- organic kale is 1.99.....and you use about 3 of those. that's just one little ingredient. If you watch fat sick and nearly dead, it costs about 24 dollars a day for Walmart priced veggies to juice, and like 36 for organic.

I loved it....I was hungry though, so I would just eat some of the veggies in between. you poop a lot...and you start noticing ALL the food commericals on tv, and you also dream about food at night. My stomach did get noticeably smaller though, but I had lost about 15 lbs in the 10 days, most of it being water and crap.…

I wouldn't count it at all. That is something you do everyday, so your body is used to it. I bartend/serve and I don't count the 10000 miles I probably walk super fast back and forth from tables because that's just normal activity. Set yourself at one level above sedentary on your mfp thing

empaths - they *do* give a rats @$$

This popped in my head, and I don't have a good gif to go with it..... "c'mon c'mon... feel it feel it.....feel the vibration Its such a good vibration, such a sweeeeet sensationnnnn" Gotta love Marky Mark Is that how empaths work, and is this your theme song?

make sure you take in at least 1200 cals still. Just because you are juicing doesn't mean you should go to an extreme deficient on your cals. Log in your juices just as you would your food, there is plenty of juices in the database

I like Dr. Oz, I think when he first started out he wanted to actually help people. But like tyrsnbdr said, he sold out. No one wants to hear that they need to eat more greens, consume reasonable calories for your body and move more. It's so much easier to say "hey this pill will magically shrink all your fat away" rather…

I am semi rockabilly...I dont say words like cool cat or cruisin for a bruisin, but I do a mean victory roll

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Increase your fiber and protein. Try to get 100g protein or more a day, it really helps keep you full

But the crazies are the freakiest in bed...so perhaps