The Best Weight Loss Plan EVER!

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beardedwarriortx
beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
So, I have decided to lose weight by drinking massive amounts of alcohol and finding numerous FWBs. If this doesn't lead to weight loss I am blaming it on Dr. Oz, or Phil, or Oprah or the Mayans. Those Mayans messed me up bad with their 2012 prediction!


(edited for younger audiences, viewers desecration advised)

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  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
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    Ive had fwbs my whole life, never had a serious boyfriend...and trust me, its really not all THAT great
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
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    Oh and btw when I was riding the sl.ut bus and drinking all alcohol and not eating and having fwbs I was still fat. Just not AS fat...but still...fat.
  • beardedwarriortx
    beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
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    Man that totally killed that joke... :brokenheart:
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
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    Well it might work for you...follow your promiscuous activities with a salt water cleanse and im sure it'd work

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