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When I cook I try to keep her preferences in mind but often she doesn't have a taste for what I've prepared. That doesn't offend me, and it also doesn't stop me from making things I like. We've been married 27 years. Sometimes she cooks, sometimes I do...and sometimes we both say 'screw it' and go out for something. That's…

Men are better at taking directions from women, and once you've told us you know we'll get it done...just don't keep reminding us every six months.

We wouldn't have to leave the house

One day the Mayan Chief went to his Calender Maker and said "Okay, that's enough calenders to last awhile. I've got another project for you to start on". Thus ends the mystery of why the Mayan calender only goes to 12/21/2012

'last husband'....does that mean you're done with husbands? LOL :bigsmile:

My wife and I just celebrated our 27th Anniversary on Sept 20. When we got married I was 25 and she was 43. That's 18 yrs for the mathematically challenged. :bigsmile: Three kids from her first marriage and we now have 8 grandkids.

1) I'm sorry you have this situation hanging over your heads to cloud the enjoyment of your vacation! 2) She is acting more like an acquaintance and less like a friend. A friend wouldn't stick it to you like this 3) Never make your plans contingent on what someone else will or won't do 4) this next part is none of my…

Nah. Half the world has them, or even more if you count fat dudes. And everybody has nipples. No big deal.

I don't want to be looked at as yet another fat American riding around in an electric scooter or getting my knees replaced because I was so disgustingly fat that I can't walk around and I wore out my knees. I don't want to be on medications to keep me healthy. Already OFF the cholesterol meds, closing in on being OFF the…

Candy Corn is the best ever.. but only Brach's Other than that, pretty much any candy that's in the goodie bag. How do you think I got to MFP in the first place :bigsmile:

Sons of Anarchy Dexter

when suddenly, he had that terrible feeling of deja vu!

We are the People's Front of Judea... NOT the frickin' Judea People's Front!!! What's on the telly? There's a penguin on the telly! No, not what's ON the telly, I meant what PROGRAMME.. Where do you suppose it came from. Must of come from the zoo. No, if it came from the zoo it would have 'Property of the Zoo' stamped on…

Chuck Norris would keep working out.

CAUTION: do NOT take a powerful laxative and a sleeping pill the same night!

What DO they do with those Candy Canes?!?

That's a super idea! Is it one of those kind that uses D-cell batteries or do you plug it into the wall?

Perhaps you are already in the job you are destined to have. Or just keep collecting your paycheck while you can and continue searching for work you would really find mentally and financially rewarding.

Laziest Halloween? When I show up for work in my normal work clothes and when asked "what are you supposed to be?" I reply "I'm dressed as a disgruntled (or overworked) employee"

I must be the snowflake in the room, I started at 1800 and as I lost weight it recalculated to 1610

I've got the perfect hat trick going....old, fat, and balding! LOL But I've gone from 262 down to 224, and thinking about buzzing my hair when I get down to 190. That should take care of 2 out of 3, but I'll still be 52!

I didn't like when Jax told the prison guard what he planned to do. Rookie mistake...never let your enemies know your plans, it gives them a chance to ruin your plans. Still, I'm sure it will be a great episode when it happens. And I look forward to seeing how/when they take out Polk

What do you care if they talk to your former employers? I think you'd be more worried about future employers. As a small business owner I can tell you I certainly didn't have time in my day to waste it on the phone talking about you to other companies. My interview was about you, not about hearing sugar-coated reports of…

This pretty much says it. If you are a girl that talks like Larry the Cable guy.... vs A girl that sounds like she belongs in Sweet Magnolias...

You can make your own 'trop50' by diluting your oj 50% with water

We've had a great experience owning our Ford Escape, and have talked to several friends and family with similar good experiences. Considered a small SUV, it has room for 4 comfortable adults plus cargo area. The rear seats fold down to make a bigger cargo area when you only need the two front seats. We get about 22 miles…

So maybe you're a cannibal, who are we to judge?

A couple weeks ago I took a package of boneless skinless chicken thighs, rinsed them and placed them in the crock pot. Then I dumped the contents of a whole can of chunk peaches on top (along with the juice). Simmer away for 8 hours on low. REALLY low cal and no added sodium.

Wow, you gave it 10 whole minutes before you declared no one interested in your thread. Perhaps resolving your relationship will bestow upon you the gift of patience.

Sleeping dog let loose with an audible, woke up a few moments later and looked around, then got up and moved to the other side of the room.