Non poop groups?

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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Hey if you cant poop its a traumatic experience.
  • sobriquet84
    sobriquet84 Posts: 607 Member
    Hey if you cant poop its a traumatic experience.

    i actually feel depressed on days i don't poop. like, all in the universe is not right.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    Hey if you cant poop its a traumatic experience.

    i actually feel depressed on days i don't poop. like, all in the universe is not right.

    ^^Same here.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    Thanks everyone for all the replies. I was informed and entertained at the same time, I laughed so hard at one point I almost *kitten* myself...almost, not quite though.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    Thanks everyone for all the replies. I was informed and entertained at the same time, I laughed so hard at one point I almost *kitten* myself...almost, not quite though.

    Would've been nice
  • ndbex
    ndbex Posts: 61 Member
    I'm the same way. I put Miralax in my coffee every morning and drink lots of water during the dat. I also take probiotics. When you have IBS-C, eating lots of fiber and drinking things like insoluble fiber drinks can make it worse. Miralax is over the counter and it pulls water in from other places in your body to your intestines and helps move things along. You don't get the horrible abdominal cramps like regular laxatives.
  • chattipatty2
    chattipatty2 Posts: 376 Member
    have a couple of beer...liquor poops will clean you right out.
    :wink: :laugh: :drinker:
  • AyySixPack
    AyySixPack Posts: 144 Member
    I am one to be considered in this group I just can't poop I go days and days constipated and I feel as if it is affecting my belly fat loss journey does anyone have an advice of this ways, foods, supplements that will make me poop also could it be possible that it is hindering my fat loss, could this be the reason why my abs don't look so defined as I think they should look because I haven't got rid of the waste inside me? Please help anyone reply or message me :(
  • MCproptart
    MCproptart Posts: 92 Member
    I had this same concern and actually searched "poop" to see if anyone else was having the same problem. Upon scrolling through, I feel a little better. Apparently 1) body is probably using more of what I'm putting into it 2) need to increase fruit/veg intake.

    What a relief to know I'm not alone!
  • sarahmoo12
    sarahmoo12 Posts: 756 Member
    nice stong cuppa tea in the morning or coffee will sort that out :laugh:
  • TSivak
    TSivak Posts: 17 Member
    Too funny!!!! LOve it!
  • TSivak
    TSivak Posts: 17 Member
    Too funny!!!! LOve it!
  • TSivak
    TSivak Posts: 17 Member
    I have ALWAYS had this problem! But now I am actually going better. I take the slim u bee pollen daily and I started taking the vitamin supplement natures way alive! Whole food energizer women's multi max potency, 3 a day vitamin. Loads of fruits and veggies in the vitamin. I' v only been taking two a day. And drink half my body weight plus in water daily. Good poopn' luck!!! lol
  • grim_traveller
    grim_traveller Posts: 625 Member
    If it gets really bad, ask for a c-section.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    There seems a plethora of people on mfp who are full of fecal matter, maybe they have the same problem.
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    Just wondering, my friend :) can't go number two. Just kidding, the friend is me lol. I've talked about this subject recently on here and just got to thinking..."I wonder if there is a non poop group?...like non poopers not so anonymous"

    Thanks!

    Go for a run.... runners trots. :laugh:
  • NareenaTheGypsy
    NareenaTheGypsy Posts: 475 Member
    I haven't had any umm.. troubles like this. Seriously, just reading these replies made me think about it, and now I have to go!! Fiber of course is a "solid" option lol.. Just don't forget to drink plenty of water or it can really twist you up.
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    I haven't gone more than twice a week in years due to opiates I'm on for lower back pain. I still haven't found a solution, so I will join your group. Laxatives plain don't work with me. I take them, I still don't go. Fiber, coffee, veggies...none of it works.
  • marywilsoncline
    marywilsoncline Posts: 301 Member
    prunes, chocolate, and miralax are your friend!

    And prunes are very yummy too :smile:
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    Running is your bowels best friend.
  • Natashaa1991
    Natashaa1991 Posts: 866 Member
    sometimes i have this problem :/
    i find that coffee and prunes help a lot! just strong, black coffee. and a couple of prunes a day. try it!
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    What if the Browns actually went to the Superbowl?
    Would that expression lose it's luster?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    up your fiber, drink coffee, and drink booze.

    This sounds like a great night. Drunk as hell, wide awake, and sh!tting your brains out. This chick knows how to party.

    That was the best laugh I've had all day. So, thank you for that!
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    CAUTION: do NOT take a powerful laxative and a sleeping pill the same night!
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    start drinking coffee and take stool softeners. If that doesn't help, eat a couple bananas and cornbread and a **** will commence. you poor thing!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Try having a big bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, and a big salad for lunch. You can look at my diary. I poop every day! Actually, I pooped twice today. :bigsmile: Coffee and a cigarette used to make me poop, but I quit smoking a long time ago. Good luck! My daughter had to drink 64 oz of Miralax in a 2 or 3 hr period, then she had to drink it once a day for 6 months because she was so backed up. She's been out of diapers for 11 yrs, so I had no idea she wasn't going.
  • Ozzyzmommy
    Ozzyzmommy Posts: 142 Member
    Hi my name is Ozzyzmommy and I am a " lack of pooper" ok Im out :)
    Because of all my pain meds and other meds for my health, Iam lacking in the potty department...
    So I do things to help myself... Walmart brand of Senakot its a vegatable laxitive, so your system doesn't get relied upon ..
    Exlax for faster relief... and things like prunes, a little olive oil in your food or cooked in...
    Well sorry I have more but you get the jest of things...
    Message me if you need more info... it is a problem for some, but it is a touchy subject, and somewhat embarrassing..
    Good luck I hope this helps
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    Yogurt + Bran Buds = poop heaven. Every damn day.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    What if the Browns actually went to the Superbowl?
    Would that expression lose it's luster?

    I wouldn't worry much about that...It'll never happen lol
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    If it gets really bad, ask for a c-section.

    HAHAHA. I look pregnant right now!

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