Non poop groups?

smittybuilt19
smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
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Just wondering, my friend :) can't go number two. Just kidding, the friend is me lol. I've talked about this subject recently on here and just got to thinking..."I wonder if there is a non poop group?...like non poopers not so anonymous"

Thanks!
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  • Whiskybelly
    Whiskybelly Posts: 197 Member
    .....I.......I'm..............

    Nope, can't do it.

    I'm out.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    ***grabs the popcorn***
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    You mean, never doing number 2? Like, never ever?

    Isn't that biologically impossible? If you really can't go, I think you should go see a doctor.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    I poop daily. This group is not for me.
  • gpoliver
    gpoliver Posts: 87 Member
    YOU CANT POOP LIKE EVER? FIBER FRIEND... FIBER!!!!!!!
  • nturner612
    nturner612 Posts: 710 Member
    lol i just posted something along these lines...when u said friend i was like "me?" then i realized you were talking about yourself.. lol
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
    You must be full of *kitten*!
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    You mean, never doing number 2? Like, never ever?

    Isn't that biologically impossible? If you really can't go, I think you should go see a doctor.

    Kim Kardashian once told a magazine she never poops. Which explains alot about her a** I guess....? Maybe she can join this group?
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    have a couple of beer...liquor poops will clean you right out.
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 968 Member
    Get some Fybergel down ya and you'll be pooping in no time lol x
  • nturner612
    nturner612 Posts: 710 Member
    lol i just posted something along these lines...when u said friend i was like "me?" then i realized you were talking about yourself.. lol

    sooo glad i didnt word it like this though... lol
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    ***grabs the popcorn***

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    I could have possibly led the group until I learned the joys of senna tea. I suggest a cup a night to everyone! God I make comments like this and i feel like I sound like my grandmother!
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    No *kitten*? Really?
  • jeddy3mcc
    jeddy3mcc Posts: 177 Member
    You must be full of *kitten*!

    lololol this is GREAT!!!
  • jeddy3mcc
    jeddy3mcc Posts: 177 Member
    No *kitten*? Really?

    WINNER!!!!
  • Rivers2k
    Rivers2k Posts: 380 Member
    You must be full of *kitten*!

    LOL Nice!
  • bms34b
    bms34b Posts: 401 Member
    A) If you're trolling, then congrats.

    B) If you're serious, up your fiber, drink coffee, and drink booze.
  • 30Purple
    30Purple Posts: 252 Member
    Fiber/water/fiber/water/fiber/water... make sure you do both!
    Also, I occasionally get backed up from traveling and whatnot. A small milkshake or ice cream will generally fix it, if I'm in a real bind. :laugh:
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
    prunes, chocolate, and miralax are your friend!
  • Restybaby2012
    Restybaby2012 Posts: 568 Member
    Clearly you dont give a *kitten* then right?






    Sorry.....couldnt resist...its been a long day.


    However..get yourself some little sugar free chocolate turtles (3)...Russell Stover...............or some sugar free Starlight Mints and eat a handful. You'll go...........guarandamnteed.

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    eta: stay near a restroom
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I could have possibly led the group until I learned the joys of senna tea. I suggest a cup a night to everyone! God I make comments like this and i feel like I sound like my grandmother!
    On a serious note, be careful with this stuff. I almost didn't make it to work one morning...
  • sobriquet84
    sobriquet84 Posts: 607 Member
    activiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • JoyaGurl
    JoyaGurl Posts: 72
    Broccoli, bananas, apples, cabbage, and oatmeal works great for my digestive system =)
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    up your fiber, drink coffee, and drink booze.

    This sounds like a great night. Drunk as hell, wide awake, and sh!tting your brains out. This chick knows how to party.
  • Rivers2k
    Rivers2k Posts: 380 Member
    I don't know whats funnier people are posting about there pooping habits or me actually reading it! Sorry for your ailment I don't have that problem go the same time every day.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    activiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    This stuff is actually REALLY bad for you.

    If you want probiotics, then buy probiotics. Don't use some fancy food substitute for it.
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 968 Member
    And don't overdo it like I did the other week.
    I took some loperamide pills, Fybergel drink, a hot curry and then Weetabix for breakfast then spent all morning ****ting out lbs ans lbs worth of crap lol
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    I can't poop :embarassed:
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    I could have possibly led the group until I learned the joys of senna tea. I suggest a cup a night to everyone! God I make comments like this and i feel like I sound like my grandmother!
    On a serious note, be careful with this stuff. I almost didn't make it to work one morning...

    Luckily since I could have led the group for reasons unknown senna just keeps me at a healthy digestive place with none of the back lash if I get what you are saying.....

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