Monty Python Anyone?
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During the night Turkin's got his leg bitten, sort of, OFF....
Well, yes, yes, yes, yes........this is nothing to worry about...
Oh good...
Yes, there's a lot of it about, probably a virus, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try
and favor the other leg....0 -
During the night Turkin's got his leg bitten, sort of, OFF....
Well, yes, yes, yes, yes........this is nothing to worry about...
Oh good...
Yes, there's a lot of it about, probably a virus, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try
and favor the other leg....
Eff Yeah!0 -
''I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-colored, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters.''0
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"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."0
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"I'm not dead yet!"0
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"I don't want to go on the cart..."0
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It's dead!
No, it's sleeping!
It is an EX-PARROT!
lol
thanks for the thread...now i've gotta go watch some python on neflix
He's pining for the Fjords!
He's not pining, he's passed on!0 -
I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Yes.
But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.
Yes, I see.
By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
Be quiet!
but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
I am your king!
Well, I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings.
Well, 'ow did you become king then?0 -
He must be the king. He's the only one who hasn't got s--- all over him.
and
Now you see the violence inherent in the system!0 -
The Larch0
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''I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-colored, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters.''
Yes!
And Spam kills me every time!0 -
If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood and therefore....a witch!0
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run away, run away0
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We are the People's Front of Judea...
NOT the frickin' Judea People's Front!!!
What's on the telly?
There's a penguin on the telly!
No, not what's ON the telly, I meant what PROGRAMME..
Where do you suppose it came from.
Must of come from the zoo.
No, if it came from the zoo it would have 'Property of the Zoo' stamped on it.
How do they stamp the lions?
They get them when they're little.
Ohhhhh...INTERCOURSE the penguin!
DOCTOR!!! My brain hurts!
It'll have to come out!
OUT?!? Of my head??
Blessed are the cheesemakers..
The Greeks shall inherit the earth..0 -
when suddenly, he had that terrible feeling of deja vu!0
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Biggus Dikkus0
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Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people's faces demanding compassion. It's a bloody disaster.0
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Haha...great thread!0
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I DON'T LIKE SPAM!0
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Go Away or I shall Taunt you a 2nd time!!!!0
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Hello, er can we have your liver...?0
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“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats, and larg--"
"Skip a bit, Brother..."
"And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.’
Darnnit! You got it first. This is my favorite. Especially "feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp" Ridiculous!0 -
The Larch0
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You've got two empty 'alves of coconuts and you're banging 'em together!0
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Ha! nice!0 -
Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives0
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"My hovercraft is full of eels"0
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Ni!!!0
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