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  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Pie Iesu domine dona eiis requiem *thunk*
    Pie Iesu domine dona eiis requiem *thunk*
  • EricC7788
    EricC7788 Posts: 102 Member
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    Brave Sir Robin ran away...

    *No!*

    bravely ran away away...

    *I didn't!*

    When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

    *I never did!*

    Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.

    *Oh, you liars!*

    Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.


    LMAO!!! AWESOME
  • splitendswoman
    splitendswoman Posts: 41 Member
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    "What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
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    Moose bites can be pretty nasty.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    Holy hand grenade
  • SuperstarDJ
    SuperstarDJ Posts: 440 Member
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    PILATE: Hmm. Now, what is your name, Jew?

    BRIAN: 'Brian', sir.

    PILATE: 'Bwian', eh?

    BRIAN: No, no. 'Brian'. [slap] Aah!

    PILATE: Hoo hoo hoo ho. The little wascal has spiwit.

    CENTURION: Has what, sir?

    PILATE: Spiwit.

    CENTURION: Yes. He did, sir.

    PILATE: No, no. Spiwit, siw. Um, bwavado. A touch of dewwing-do.

    CENTURION: Oh. Ahh, about eleven, sir.

    PILATE: So, you dare to waid us.

    BRIAN: To what, sir?

    PILATE: Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly!

    [slap]

    BRIAN: Aaah!

    CENTURION: Oh, and, uh, throw him to the floor, sir?

    PILATE: What?

    CENTURION: Thwow him to the floor again, sir?

    PILATE: Oh, yes. Thwow him to the floor, please.
  • WolffEarl
    WolffEarl Posts: 379 Member
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    What have the Romans ever done for us?
  • diver71_au
    diver71_au Posts: 424 Member
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    Bring out your dead! (clang)

    (this is actually my ringtone.. LOL)


    I have the forest message scene as my sms tone:

    "BOING!!! Message for you Sir"
  • monkeefun
    monkeefun Posts: 271 Member
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    RELEASE THE TIGER!
  • almc170
    almc170 Posts: 1,093 Member
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    What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Spinquisition.jpg
  • deadheadcheri
    deadheadcheri Posts: 15
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    During the night Turkin's got his leg bitten, sort of, OFF....

    Well, yes, yes, yes, yes........this is nothing to worry about...

    Oh good...

    Yes, there's a lot of it about, probably a virus, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try
    and favor the other leg....
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
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    During the night Turkin's got his leg bitten, sort of, OFF....

    Well, yes, yes, yes, yes........this is nothing to worry about...

    Oh good...

    Yes, there's a lot of it about, probably a virus, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try
    and favor the other leg....

    Eff Yeah!
  • RiverMelSong
    RiverMelSong Posts: 456 Member
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    ''I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-colored, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters.''
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."
  • NextChapter60
    NextChapter60 Posts: 78 Member
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    "I'm not dead yet!"
  • kelp99
    kelp99 Posts: 101 Member
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    "I don't want to go on the cart..."
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    It's dead!
    No, it's sleeping!
    It is an EX-PARROT!

    lol

    thanks for the thread...now i've gotta go watch some python on neflix

    He's pining for the Fjords!

    He's not pining, he's passed on!
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
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    I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
    Yes.
    But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.
    Yes, I see.
    By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
    Be quiet!
    but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
    Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
    Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
    I am your king!
    Well, I didn't vote for you.
    You don't vote for kings.
    Well, 'ow did you become king then?
  • MCproptart
    MCproptart Posts: 92 Member
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    He must be the king. He's the only one who hasn't got s--- all over him.

    and

    Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

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