Monty Python Anyone?

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  • mitch16
    mitch16 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    "It's just a flesh wound!"
  • Hotanuri
    Hotanuri Posts: 53
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    I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
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    “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
  • amyford25
    amyford25 Posts: 85 Member
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    What are ya gonna do, bleed on me?
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Spam.... I loved that song.
  • Hotanuri
    Hotanuri Posts: 53
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    lol that song cracks me up! And my husband is always quoting "it's just a flesh wound" :D
  • Hotanuri
    Hotanuri Posts: 53
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    /hanging on a cross
    "always look on the bright side of life"
  • MtnKat
    MtnKat Posts: 714
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    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries....


    Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    Some things in life are bad they can really make you mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse
    When you're chewin' on life's gristle,
    don't grumble give a whistle
    And this'll help things turn out for the best
    And always look on the bright side of life
    Always look on the light side of life
    If life seems jolly rotten
    there's something you've forgotten
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
    When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps
    Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
  • jonnyrosko
    jonnyrosko Posts: 30 Member
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    It could be an African swallow.
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    And now for something completely different...
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
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    "It's only a model."

    "Shut up, Patsy!"
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
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    My proudest moments as a parent are always when my toddlers begin quoting Monty Python.
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    Would you like a mint, sir? It's wa-fer thin?
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
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    “And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats, and larg--"

    "Skip a bit, Brother..."

    "And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.’
  • Mcmilligen
    Mcmilligen Posts: 332 Member
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    You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King', you and all your silly English K-nig-hts!!
  • R_Calvillo
    R_Calvillo Posts: 177 Member
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    Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    Tis but a scratch!!
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Would you like a mint, sir? It's wa-fer thin?

    "Fu*k off, I'm full..."
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    What's this then? Romanes eunt domus

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