Monty Python Anyone?

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • deadheadcheri
    deadheadcheri Posts: 15
    During the night Turkin's got his leg bitten, sort of, OFF....

    Well, yes, yes, yes, yes........this is nothing to worry about...

    Oh good...

    Yes, there's a lot of it about, probably a virus, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try
    and favor the other leg....
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    During the night Turkin's got his leg bitten, sort of, OFF....

    Well, yes, yes, yes, yes........this is nothing to worry about...

    Oh good...

    Yes, there's a lot of it about, probably a virus, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try
    and favor the other leg....

    Eff Yeah!
  • RiverMelSong
    RiverMelSong Posts: 456 Member
    ''I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-colored, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters.''
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."
  • NextChapter60
    NextChapter60 Posts: 78 Member
    "I'm not dead yet!"
  • kelp99
    kelp99 Posts: 101 Member
    "I don't want to go on the cart..."
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    It's dead!
    No, it's sleeping!
    It is an EX-PARROT!

    lol

    thanks for the thread...now i've gotta go watch some python on neflix

    He's pining for the Fjords!

    He's not pining, he's passed on!
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
    Yes.
    But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.
    Yes, I see.
    By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
    Be quiet!
    but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
    Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
    Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
    I am your king!
    Well, I didn't vote for you.
    You don't vote for kings.
    Well, 'ow did you become king then?
  • MCproptart
    MCproptart Posts: 92 Member
    He must be the king. He's the only one who hasn't got s--- all over him.

    and

    Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    The Larch
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    ''I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-colored, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters.''

    Yes!

    And Spam kills me every time!
  • girlykate143
    girlykate143 Posts: 220 Member
    If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood and therefore....a witch!
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
    run away, run away
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    We are the People's Front of Judea...
    NOT the frickin' Judea People's Front!!!


    What's on the telly?
    There's a penguin on the telly!
    No, not what's ON the telly, I meant what PROGRAMME..
    Where do you suppose it came from.
    Must of come from the zoo.
    No, if it came from the zoo it would have 'Property of the Zoo' stamped on it.
    How do they stamp the lions?
    They get them when they're little.
    Ohhhhh...INTERCOURSE the penguin!

    DOCTOR!!! My brain hurts!
    It'll have to come out!
    OUT?!? Of my head??

    Blessed are the cheesemakers..
    The Greeks shall inherit the earth..
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    when suddenly, he had that terrible feeling of deja vu!
  • Owsla135
    Owsla135 Posts: 350 Member
    Biggus Dikkus
  • Sheirai
    Sheirai Posts: 79 Member
    Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people's faces demanding compassion. It's a bloody disaster.
  • Spanntastic12
    Spanntastic12 Posts: 181
    Haha...great thread!
  • Nettabee
    Nettabee Posts: 296 Member
    I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
  • shade0343
    shade0343 Posts: 59 Member
    Go Away or I shall Taunt you a 2nd time!!!!
  • indisguise
    indisguise Posts: 235
    Hello, er can we have your liver...?
  • JAMProphet
    JAMProphet Posts: 288 Member
    “And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats, and larg--"

    "Skip a bit, Brother..."

    "And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.’

    Darnnit! You got it first. This is my favorite. Especially "feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp" Ridiculous!
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    The Larch
  • LabrakaDebra
    LabrakaDebra Posts: 47 Member
    You've got two empty 'alves of coconuts and you're banging 'em together!
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
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  • JAMProphet
    JAMProphet Posts: 288 Member
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    Ha! nice!
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
    "My hovercraft is full of eels"
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    Ni!!!

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