Monty Python Anyone?

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  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    The Larch
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
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    ''I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-colored, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters.''

    Yes!

    And Spam kills me every time!
  • girlykate143
    girlykate143 Posts: 220 Member
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    If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood and therefore....a witch!
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
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    run away, run away
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    We are the People's Front of Judea...
    NOT the frickin' Judea People's Front!!!


    What's on the telly?
    There's a penguin on the telly!
    No, not what's ON the telly, I meant what PROGRAMME..
    Where do you suppose it came from.
    Must of come from the zoo.
    No, if it came from the zoo it would have 'Property of the Zoo' stamped on it.
    How do they stamp the lions?
    They get them when they're little.
    Ohhhhh...INTERCOURSE the penguin!

    DOCTOR!!! My brain hurts!
    It'll have to come out!
    OUT?!? Of my head??

    Blessed are the cheesemakers..
    The Greeks shall inherit the earth..
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    when suddenly, he had that terrible feeling of deja vu!
  • Owsla135
    Owsla135 Posts: 350 Member
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    Biggus Dikkus
  • Sheirai
    Sheirai Posts: 79 Member
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    Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people's faces demanding compassion. It's a bloody disaster.
  • Spanntastic12
    Spanntastic12 Posts: 181
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    Haha...great thread!
  • Nettabee
    Nettabee Posts: 296 Member
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    I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
  • shade0343
    shade0343 Posts: 59 Member
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    Go Away or I shall Taunt you a 2nd time!!!!
  • indisguise
    indisguise Posts: 235
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    Hello, er can we have your liver...?
  • JAMProphet
    JAMProphet Posts: 288 Member
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    “And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats, and larg--"

    "Skip a bit, Brother..."

    "And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.’

    Darnnit! You got it first. This is my favorite. Especially "feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp" Ridiculous!
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    The Larch
  • LabrakaDebra
    LabrakaDebra Posts: 47 Member
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    You've got two empty 'alves of coconuts and you're banging 'em together!
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
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  • JAMProphet
    JAMProphet Posts: 288 Member
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    Ha! nice!
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
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    Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
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    "My hovercraft is full of eels"
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    Ni!!!

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