rmwinters Member

It was lightning and raining today and I unrolled my window and let the rain hit my face.

Here's my list 1. Does he have a couple dollars in his "man purse"? 2. Is he showered? 3. Does he want to know the time if he's with me? 4. By glove you mean condom, right? 5. Does he have an open mind? Ummm, I may be slightly shallow but aren't we all?

Sleep in a tub of coconut oil! Jokes aside, I heard its good for stretch marks...that and cocoa butter. I use it every night after shower and it seems to be working better than my usual bath and body works (also loaded with chemicals).

Is someone addicted to pintrest. U look beautiful!

I was just at the gas station getting out of my car when I looked over I saw this guy inhaling some cheesy, greesy gas station food n wanted to freak out.

housewives need a fantasy too! Not bad for the significant other.....hmmmmm

going buck wild on grass...just a funny picture in my head

Ewwwww! Maybe she had low electrolytes.

So your telling me if I eat that I will lose weight faster?????? The first diet fad of 2013!

While in high school I walked into a party and they had a big sign in the living room that read "no fat chicks" a guy asked me can't you read the sign? While pregnant I got called a fat cow by my husband, when I lost weight I got called a melted pig. What really hurt is when my 9 year old said that he loves me and I'm a…

A puppy : )

Exhibit A is lovely.

October 31st

make sure you get yourself some hot tea and a glass of water. Slam the water then pour yourself a glass a tea. Go for the soup like wonton or hot and sour then get fish and green beans. If they have salad make yourself a plate. Don't eat the fried and breaded crap.

Agree! "Seriously" there are no stupid questions....only stupid people.

Wow! Lookin good....love the tattoo.

I don't think it matters how skinny or fat someone is....as long they are good in bed. Bwaha ha ha.

I love the unsweetened almond milk...it's only 30 cals a cup. One of my kids asked "How do they get milk out of almonds?" I said they squeeze the little almond teats.

Did you photoshop those?

"No more giving up!"

This is the one time in life that a daughter NEEDS her father.

I wish it would happen to me, but the Dr. and nutrition lady I talked to say people that lose weight fast are more likely to put it back on. How is your water intake? Have you changed your ratio of carbs and protein?

human flesh, it's really fatty Happy Halloween!

Thanks everyone....even those with the brutally honest answers. I did forget to add that Halloween is my birthday, I'm a single mom and my kids dad have kidney shutdown from diabetes. Anyways, I promise I will take my kids trick or treating let them eat some candy and take the rest of the candy to the dentist to get some…

Wait until night and throw bags of dogcr@p at their doors! Buhhuhuhuhuhhhhh

lololol! I forgot about that stuff!

drinks- beer and a few shots (basically a good night out) always good for 500+

apples mixed greens tuna rice bacon eggs green onion fish yogurt squash If it's the end of the world then would you change your mind? lol

I started taking fish oil/cod liver oil and now my nails shine! You should give it a try, it's inexpensive too.

Wow, that really puts a new perspective on things, huh? Just think how hard it was to carry all that weight around. Great job!