50 shades of grey..

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  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
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    My ex wanted me to get a little rougher with her once in the bedroom. I didn't realise she meant a playful slap on the butt and some gentle hair tugging.....
    Boy did she moan about the kidney jab and the rabbit punch!!
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    My ex wanted me to get a little rougher with her once in the bedroom. I didn't realise she meant a playful slap on the butt and some gentle hair tugging.....
    Boy did she moan about the kidney jab and the rabbit punch!!

    Wimmins always say one thing but mean another. What's a guy to do?
  • matchbox_girl
    matchbox_girl Posts: 535 Member
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    I hate this book. Hate, hate, hate. The main character is a controlling, abusive, narcissistic *kitten*.
  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
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    ...then another time she asked me to tie her up and have some fun ...

    so I tied her to the bed, then went to the golf course ...
  • VeinsAndBones
    VeinsAndBones Posts: 550 Member
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    Oh bollocks what the hell, I've read half of it.... booooring XD
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    If I hear the term "inner goddess" one more time, I cannot & will not be held responsible for my actions :mad:
  • jbbrannon
    jbbrannon Posts: 167 Member
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    I have read all three books and I really liked them. :)
  • cheshire1865
    cheshire1865 Posts: 71
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    Couldn't get through more than 1 chapter. Badly written, rubbish in terms of actual bondage and control etc. Half the stuff is physically impossible. I'm as likely to read/watch that tosh as I am Twilight.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
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    It's a spinoff of Twilight? Same characters at all ? I never read/watched Twilight either... Just curious as to it being a spin off.
  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
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    E L James has also written a fitness book ... 50 shades of Whey ....
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
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    No it is not a spin off of Twilight. There are a few similarities in plot but that is all.
  • Lala20112
    Lala20112 Posts: 72 Member
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    Hummm.... funny I got half way thought it and give it away ,poor writing. Didn't hold my interest at all. Boring!!!
  • himilayaneyes
    himilayaneyes Posts: 204 Member
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    I started it and stopped a couple of chapters in. Wasted $10. Kinky fetish porn basically.
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 760 Member
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    Not a fan. The only way I'd be interested in Christian Grey is if I was tying him up and whipping his *kitten*! lol
  • sandybild3
    sandybild3 Posts: 3 Member
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    Read all three books in two weeks. Couldn't put them down. Definitely lit a spark again for me and my hubby. Recommend for those that like a little smut!
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
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    Clearly, I love the subject material :wink:
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
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    I've heard it's basically bored housewife "porn", and not at all based on anything that realistically resembles true BDSM or D/s... also, it was written as a fanfic spinoff of Twilight. I won't be reading it.

    This. Twilight was a horrid fanfic in itself. Stephanie Myers is a hack, as is the author of 50 shades.
  • Olivia1977
    Olivia1977 Posts: 84 Member
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    That's what I've heard too. I've heard that there is "better smut on the internet" if that is what you are looking for....lol.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
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    housewives need a fantasy too! Not bad for the significant other.....hmmmmm
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
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    sorry i was to busy ready Stephen King

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