50 shades of grey..

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  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
    My ex wanted me to get a little rougher with her once in the bedroom. I didn't realise she meant a playful slap on the butt and some gentle hair tugging.....
    Boy did she moan about the kidney jab and the rabbit punch!!
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    My ex wanted me to get a little rougher with her once in the bedroom. I didn't realise she meant a playful slap on the butt and some gentle hair tugging.....
    Boy did she moan about the kidney jab and the rabbit punch!!

    Wimmins always say one thing but mean another. What's a guy to do?
  • matchbox_girl
    matchbox_girl Posts: 535 Member
    I hate this book. Hate, hate, hate. The main character is a controlling, abusive, narcissistic *kitten*.
  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
    ...then another time she asked me to tie her up and have some fun ...

    so I tied her to the bed, then went to the golf course ...
  • VeinsAndBones
    VeinsAndBones Posts: 550 Member
    Oh bollocks what the hell, I've read half of it.... booooring XD
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    If I hear the term "inner goddess" one more time, I cannot & will not be held responsible for my actions :mad:
  • jbbrannon
    jbbrannon Posts: 167 Member
    I have read all three books and I really liked them. :)
  • cheshire1865
    cheshire1865 Posts: 71
    Couldn't get through more than 1 chapter. Badly written, rubbish in terms of actual bondage and control etc. Half the stuff is physically impossible. I'm as likely to read/watch that tosh as I am Twilight.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    It's a spinoff of Twilight? Same characters at all ? I never read/watched Twilight either... Just curious as to it being a spin off.
  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
    E L James has also written a fitness book ... 50 shades of Whey ....
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    No it is not a spin off of Twilight. There are a few similarities in plot but that is all.
  • Lala20112
    Lala20112 Posts: 72 Member
    Hummm.... funny I got half way thought it and give it away ,poor writing. Didn't hold my interest at all. Boring!!!
  • himilayaneyes
    himilayaneyes Posts: 204 Member
    I started it and stopped a couple of chapters in. Wasted $10. Kinky fetish porn basically.
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 735 Member
    Not a fan. The only way I'd be interested in Christian Grey is if I was tying him up and whipping his *kitten*! lol
  • sandybild3
    sandybild3 Posts: 3 Member
    Read all three books in two weeks. Couldn't put them down. Definitely lit a spark again for me and my hubby. Recommend for those that like a little smut!
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
    Clearly, I love the subject material :wink:
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I've heard it's basically bored housewife "porn", and not at all based on anything that realistically resembles true BDSM or D/s... also, it was written as a fanfic spinoff of Twilight. I won't be reading it.

    This. Twilight was a horrid fanfic in itself. Stephanie Myers is a hack, as is the author of 50 shades.
  • Olivia1977
    Olivia1977 Posts: 84 Member
    That's what I've heard too. I've heard that there is "better smut on the internet" if that is what you are looking for....lol.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    housewives need a fantasy too! Not bad for the significant other.....hmmmmm
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    sorry i was to busy ready Stephen King
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Big Yawn
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
    Erotica is erotica, and 50 shades, is not my kind. Skimmed through it, couldn't do it, but then again I rarely read anything written past 2000
  • ApexLeader
    ApexLeader Posts: 580 Member
    more like 50 shades of doo doo, am i right?
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,027 Member
    I'm listening to it when I go walking..... OMG I'm just past the contract signing part. Holy crap. I want in.
  • LadyGhostDuchess
    LadyGhostDuchess Posts: 894 Member
    I am halfway through the first book and have been halfway through the first book for a few months now lmao! I like the story line-ish, but the "dirty" stuff is...well, as an author, I am disappointed in it.
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    I've heard it's basically bored housewife "porn", and not at all based on anything that realistically resembles true BDSM or D/s... also, it was written as a fanfic spinoff of Twilight. I won't be reading it.

    What's wrong with bored housewife porn? I'm not at all bored....or a housewife....or a wife at all....And I found it entertaining for what it was. If you're going into it expecting some great classic work of art, you won't find it in 50 Shades of Grey. If you go into it looking to be entertained, I'm sure your nether regions will love you for it! :drinker:

    And its clear you haven't read the books as it has absolutely nothing to do with Twilight in any way shape or form lol
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    I read the first two books. Big mistake.

    The writing was horrid. It wasn't even about bondage, more like emotional abuse. The main character, the female, was NOT strong. She was a weakling who turned into jello at the knees just because Mr. Grey was supposedly rich and hot. He was ridiculously rich. He was such a turn-off. The author tried to get 'shocking' and graphic, but it was ridiculous. The two bondage scenes were a joke...

    There are several, several, SEVERAL lines that are repeated over and over...used, washed, rinsed, repeat...it was like reading the same thing over and over again. I read the second book hoping for some kind of...redemption, redeeming... something..all I got was a massive disappointment. What a waste of money!

    I did look up spoilers on part 3, and am sooo glad I did not read it.

    For the most accurate review EVER on all three books, I would suggest this site:

    http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

    It's so freaking hilarious, honest, and on point. I was laughing so hard because everything she said was true.

    Horrible books. Lame, lame.

    "We aim to please."
    *gag*

    This! :flowerforyou: The female character seriously made me want to punch her. There is nothing sexy about weak women!! Grey was a total @$$hole, he wasn't a dom, he was nothing but an abusive tool, to put it as nicely as possible
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    Do any of you watch porn expecting to see an Oscar winner? Then again....Those of you that didn't like the book probably think porn is awful as well! lol :flowerforyou:

    Lighten up people! :drinker:
  • pevansk47
    pevansk47 Posts: 20 Member
    I read the book to see what was all the controversy was about! I did enjoy the book! I want to read the other to books just to see what the out come is!
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    David Sedaris - Dramatic reading of 50 shades.... Funny as ****.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkdGwW9vJho

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