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Stop treating food like the boogie monster...
We're all here for 1 reason and for most of us that reason is NOT just weight loss. Its FITNESS. Many of us would like to continue living a healthy, fit life for the rest of our lives. That includes eating yummy, delicious, butter, full of salt and/or sugar food. So why then is it that I open the boards and I see folks…
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The good outnumber you, and we always will.
This was at the front page of imgur today source: http://imgur.com/gallery/TIy8fiy ETA: Tried to edit out the F bomb.
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My humble NSV's and milestones
So for the past 6 or so months I have changed my perspective of fitness. It was never about the scale for me, even when I started but now its more about how my clothes fit and above all, how well I can move around. I can now climb stairs, and when a little over 1.5 years ago I woulda died doing 10 steps, now I can do 4x7…
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How taunto deals with attention "seekers"
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Why growing up sucks
-You can’t use the “well, my mum won’t let me” as an excuse anymore -Your little farts aren’t cute to hot chicks anymore -Running around home naked when guests come is a conversation starter rather than a conversation stopper -Your can’t blame things on your siblings and get away with it in front of your boss -You can’t…
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Why MFPers are awesome!
We are really optimistic We love fitness We value family We sometimes nibble We are not creepers We think things through before doing em We get excited very easily We handle losing an argument well We never overreact We love to plan everything. Be it food, workouts or other things And we get things done right in the end,…
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stronglifts, OHP and not increasing weights
Been doing stronglifts. I dig it (to my surprise) and so far, everything is going as smooth as expected from a noob like me. But I am coming to a plateau. OHP are my bane. I can DL 120+ kg (264+ lb) 1RM np and I'm at 70 kg squats (5 sets) and it all feels like how it should be. Challenging yet not something that might kill…
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You and I meet for the first time
I will casually invite you to hang with me because I just "happen to be in the area" and "it would be cool to meet a fellow MFPers". Then we will get hammered with alcohol. I will get you so drunk that Rosie O'Donnell will look like Eva Mandez to you. I will suggest we take a motel for rent since we're both too drunk to…
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I just cannot figure it out man
I have been thinking and its annoying me how I cannot figure out the answers to these. Can you guys please help? 1) If water has no carbs, fat or protein and many other nutrition is also 0, why do we need it? 2) Since there hasn't been many pyramids made in the past millennium or 2, where do the Egyptians live now? Or are…
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Ridiculous reasons I add someone
- Boobs. Whats yours?
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Why proper research is important
Posted this in a thread. Figured this needed a thread of its own since its such an important topic. A female friend of mine once asked me "so do the boys bathrooms have,like lotion, or do you have to bring your own?". I said "what?" She goes "you know for jacking off" I said "no one jacks off in the bathroom, except for…
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hi Sarauk2sf
For all the help you give us: A Sara appreciation thread
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hi SideSteel
Because I don't want his *kitten* to feel left out. (Also coz I'm jelly of him)
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Deadlift Belt
Yay or nay? I'm doing SL 5x5 and will soon be DLing 100 kgs (220 lbs) which is a bit more than my LBM. Is the belt needed/beneficial to a newbie like me? Is it something I can use for more than DL? I honestly don't know any about this belt and won't be buying for a month at least but wanted to get some homework done before…
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Guide to success on MFP
Note from MFP Staff: This topic has been reported to us and because we have nothing against satirical posts in the guidelines, I have moved the OP's second post in this topic to the top so the intent of this topic is clear. Thanks all! Olivia, MFP Community Manager Always form Cliques Whether it be your status, private…
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Most embarassing thing ever happen to you?
So I was sitting in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. Really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi". Anyways, she saw me doing that and offered…
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Take it slow or go fast?
I keep hearing on the forums that when weight lifting, do it slowly. I'm doing StrongLifts 5x5 and Mehdi called goign slow BS and even recommends going faster saying its actually more beneficial. Which is it?
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How do you like to put it in your mouth?
See my friends tell me that a fine drink is something you don’t simply pour into your mouth. You start slow. Take a little bit of it. Letting its taste taunt you. Tease you. Starting to satisfy your thirst. Then you slowly enjoy its richness. How it soothes you. You swirl it around the mouth. Letting it roll over your…
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Anyone else hate being called "Sir"?
I do not like to be called Sir. I realize that it's intended to be respectful but I like to complain when people respect me. I'm only 29 years old, I don't need to be respected or be called terms out of respect. You can call me "yo" or "wassup fat daddio" Any other men feel the same way?
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To those who makes me smile effortlessly
A moment of happiness, you and I sitting on the verandah, apparently two, but one in soul, you and I. We feel the flowing water of life here, you and I, with the garden's beauty and the birds singing. The stars will be watching us, and we will show them what it is to be a thin crescent moon. You and I unselfed, will be…
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Eggplant Curry
Copy/Pasting from my cooking blog ( http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/taunto )where I share authentic Indian/Pakistani/Arabic recipes. Most of the recipes are handed down to me by Late mother, my sister or my sister in law. Hope you enjoy it! This recipe was given to me by my late mother. This is a highly nutritious and…
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MFP MEME (Round 2)
MODS: Due to my crappy Paint skills, these actually took me a while. So if these get reported, please don't delete the entire thread and just take out the offending pic. Please! MFP community: Made these while bored at home today after I got some positive feedback on my last post. Hope you guys enjoy these too. I do ask…
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Why don't women pay for dates?
In my country, when a man takes a woman out on a date, the woman pays for everything. The womens family usually does if she can't afford it. I like my culture. Why don't we have that in the west? I thought women have more means of making money there. Why have the man pay for your food? I mean men here have multiple wives…
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Since I started counting calories...
Hope you all are having an awesome Monday so far :)
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What causes a huge belly?
Pardon me if this was already covered in one of the stickies but I couldn't find info on it. I was curious as to what causes a huge belly while the other areas of your body are relatively not affected (BESIDES PREGNANCY!). An example would be my brother. He was an all Pakistan Marital arts champion, always physically…
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What if?
What if Harry Potter was just a figment of Hermoine's imagination and in reality there was no Harry Potter or Lord Voldemort and this was all in Heroine's head after she went psycho. Too much studying about the art of dark magic would do that to ya, ya know. What if, in the process of these epic fights between Lord…
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How to make Indian Chai
See threads abotu this pop from time ot time so I figured I'd just make a thread about different chai recipes. But before I go, I just tell you. Chai IS tea. Chai literally means tea in hindi and many other languages. So there is no such thing is "Chai tea" since it basically translates to "tea tea". Now that you're a bit…
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Looking for Muslim friends Part 2
My first thread got locked. Must've been a mistake from the mods since I never got any reasoning how looking for similar background people is divisive. So I will just take this as a mistake and am making another thread hi, I am looking for people with similar background and similar values who understand the culture,…
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Looking for Muslim friends
hi, I am looking for people with similar background and similar values who understand the culture, possibly the food that is popular in said cultures and maybe even support each other due to dietary restrictions. As a side note: Before this thread gets locked for being divisive, I would like to ask the mods to please…
