You and I meet for the first time

taunto

I will casually invite you to hang with me because I just "happen to be in the area" and "it would be cool to meet a fellow MFPers". Then we will get hammered with alcohol. I will get you so drunk that Rosie O'Donnell will look like Eva Mandez to you. I will suggest we take a motel for rent since we're both too drunk to drive. But since I don't have much money, we will have to rent a single bed room.

I will carry you in the bed with me and we will go to bed. We still have tons of beer with us which we will continue drinking in the room.

Its Cold.

Very Cold.

But eventually we fall asleep.

But suddenly, it gets warm. Its getting warmer....


I will wake up in the middle of the night.

OMFG I just pissed myself!

"They will tell everyone on MFP and my MFP credit will be ruined. Oh noes!"

So I do the only logical thing there is! I start dumping all the beer on the bed. And then I wake you up telling you how you spilled all the beer. We will laugh, I will upload the pics on MFP about our crazy hangout. Nobody will ever know what I did last summer!

It was a good day... in my mind

So... how was our first meeting in YOUR mind?

HardDon

:noway: This is why tablets were invented.. keyboards can be too much for some people

silvergurl518

hahahaa. hi taunto.

Feisty_Red

I thought you were gonna keep this a secret?

Mainebikerchick

LOL This is just how I would imagine it if I met you!!!

Cliffslosinit

I think someone took my kidneys!

cmcollins001

I think someone took my kidneys!

thecanface

i can't wait! this sounds so fun..

iulia_maddie

Why would we sleep on our first night together?

JessikaBlayne

_the_feniks_

I will get you so drunk that Rosie O'Donnell will look like Eva Mandez to you.

You do realize that much alcohol would kill most people, right?