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Heads up ladies!. .Better start brainstorming a new excuse!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9906594/Why-sex-is-a-better-headache-cure-rather-than-painkillers.html ^^ Sex CURES headaches! ^^
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Calling all mediocre dudes!
I've found my talent in this life, and it's mediocrity.
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Tax question. .any CPA's out there?
I have a rental property (my former home) that was in both my and my ex-wife's name for MOST of 2012. In December I refinanced it and took her off the mortgage and also took her off the deed (quit-claim / warranty deed). . Turbo tax wants to know if I was 100% owner in 2012. . Anybody?
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Can playing with shapes ruin a relationship?
My child occasionally plays with shaped blocks with his friends. He's clearly much smarter than the other kids, but when I point this out to their parents, the parents seem to get upset. Thoughts?
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Kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya Oh Lord, kumbaya Everybody Sing! Kumbaya. .
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It's not fair! She has TWO straws!
This was a giant fight between my son and a little neighbor girl. .I saw it coming. . My Son TRIED to get two straws for his drink. . (It was already a problem because his cup was bigger). . But, I saw the two straws and grabbed one and told him he could only have one. . then I went to the office and heard them hollering.…
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D, A, B, F#, G, D, G, A
Own that chord progression Monsieur Pachelbel!
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GLaDOS is in Pacific Rim. Nice touch.
http://blastr.com/2012/12/its-mechs-vs-monsters-in.php I wonder if there will be cake?
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But these are the people I work with!
These are the words of the girl whom I escorted to the gala tonite. . . when I leaned into her to comfort her for not winning the thing she was there to win. Ladies. .. .why should I even try? Maybe don't invite a guy if you plan to ignore him?
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I got my feelings hurt
Someone was mean to someone else on the forums today :(
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Post your useless trivia
That last topic I posted was silly. This one is not as silly. . . Unfortunately I got nothin'. . It's up to you guys. . give me some trivia!
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What's going to be sexy about the person below you?
I'll start Nice Boobs!
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14 year old girls dressed as h**kers trick-or-treating
Sorry perverts. . no pictures. . Just an observation. . I asked one what she was and she said "a pirate".. WTF! with a black corset and tiny little boy pants and calf-lenght four-inch heeled stripper boots!? and thigh-high fishnet!? . . I'm not sure which of the seven seas you are marauding, but I'm thanking the lord I…
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The stages of 'clinger'...
I'm unclear about this. . Are the stages defined somewhere? What characterizes each stage and how many stages are there? Thanks for the help. . I'm planning to show that I"m not a clinger so I can text, call, email, skype, fed-ex, write, send-flowers, and hand-deliver a note to her explaining that she's wrong about me!
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My kid has more legos than your kid
Nyah Nyah
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Say something that sounds intelligent to the person ^^
Note: Feel free to bullsh*t I'll start. . And no grammar nazis please. .jeez. . Archimedes' principle states that an object will float if its weight is less than the weight of the water it will displace.
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I can't keep up!
How do you single working full-time parents out there keep up with the bills, the housework, the job, the appointments for yourselves and your kid(s), the cooking, etc. . I've got a messy house, a messy car, a pile of unpaid bills, dishes in the sink, laundry piled up, piles of stuff from the school I haven't looked at. .…
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Surfer Shades or Aviators
I'm going on a cruise in four hours and have lost my sunglasses (surfer shades) (pic below). . I have to buy new shades. . Do I stick with the surfer shades (which I've worn since 1985) or go with the Aviators? I have about 2 hours to make a decision. . If you say Aviators, then what's a good brand at a reasonable price…
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Divorce Photographer
So I was going through all my pictures the other day and I have wedding pictures, but no divorce pictures. . It seems like a BIG event in my life is missing! Shouldn't you be able to hire a dude to come take pictures during your mediation or in court? How cool would THAT be!
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Texting / Cell Phone etiquette
Am I just old school . . or maybe damaged by experience? What is the proper etiquette for texting when you are with your SO or even just on a date? Am I wrong to get my dander up when the girl is sitting in the passenger seat on the way to the restaurant texting away with some undisclosed recipient? It just seems rude to…
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X-Box is ruining this country
My son is 6. We play PC games together (currently an online game called 'Monkey Quest'). . . He also snatches my phone for angry birds or whatever else he can download free. . The PC thing is a sort of Father-Son activity, so I'm OK with that, although he has learned how to play without me, so I'm now having to fight the…
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MFP is great, but here's some ideas to make it better.
1. Mail system should keep and allow you to see entire email conversations. . like every other email system on earth. 2. Forum threads could show who wrote a quoted message. . and have a link so you can jump back to that spot in the thread. 3. The newsfeed shows you when a friend posts to a forum. cool. .but the link…
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youth wresting
I have a 6 year old. He's on a gymnastics team and is getting incredibly strong. Another one of the adults in his life is eager to get him into peewee wrestling. Anybody have experience or an opinion on this?
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Picture of my Junk . . .
Now THAT'S what I call Spring Cleaning!
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What picture do you use for your ex in your phone?
Addendum: She's in my phone because we have to communicate to co-parent our child. Here's mine:
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A riddle. Who can solve it. .
A guy walks into a bar. . He asks the bartender for a glass of water The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. the guy says "thank you" and leaves. . Why? Yes, No, and irrelevant. . that's all you get. If you know this one. . please have the courtesy not to blow it. . :)
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Stories you make up for your kids
Does anyone else do this? My kid is constantly hollering "TELL ME A STORY!". . .so finally, I started making *kitten* up and now I actually think it's kind of fun. . Sometimes I even record them on my phone. . So. . .how bout all of you out there who make up stories . . lets hear a synopsis of your favs. . Here's mine:…
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Men's Fashion School
I need some schooling. I'm 42, professional. I've been living under a rock for 10 years. I need clothes. I don't want to look like I'm trying to be 22. . I don't want to look like an idiot (this one will be tough). I've given up the sandals for flip-flops (step one) I have a ton of Levis, but they are mostly loose-fit 550…
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I don't have a single tattoo
What should I do?
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Poll: Would you drive 1000 miles for a sure thing?
Let's just say this sure thing is HOT, funny, and just downright awesome!
