A riddle. Who can solve it. .

Cameron_1969

A guy walks into a bar. .
He asks the bartender for a glass of water
The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him.
the guy says "thank you" and leaves. .

Why?

Yes, No, and irrelevant. . that's all you get.

If you know this one. . please have the courtesy not to blow it. .

Cameron_1969

You have to ask a sh*tload of yes/no questions. . . . that's the key. . .

microwoman999

Is the bar open?

Cameron_1969

Yes. bar is open

Snow__White

is it a water gun?

Cameron_1969

No. not a water gun.

olivetree_

I think I know. I don't want to spoil it though.

Charger440

Took me a couple minutes but I got it.

Cameron_1969

LIARS!

elcieloesazul

:laugh:

Charger440

LIARS!

Want me to prove it???

Cameron_1969

Sure. . if you think you know. . give it. . If you already know or if you dug up the answer on the internet. . no. .

katya73

Maybe it's safer for the guy to get the f@ck outta that bar at that point in time ??? .. Soo bar tender doin him a favor kinda !? Lol

Charger440

instead of the gun........BOO!!!!!!!

Cameron_1969

@ K. . no
@ Charger. . huh?

yes/ no questions please. . come on people!

PapaverSomniferum

does the guy actually get his water?

Charger440

@ K. . no
@ Charger. . huh?

yes/ no questions please. . come on people!

You asked not to spoil it so I was giving my answer in code without comming right out and saying it. Why would you yell BOO at someone that wants a drink of water? The gun would have the same or greater effect.

Jorra

Really? This is one of the oldest jokes in the book.

Cameron_1969

@Papaver. . no. . he doesn't get his water
@ charger. .you know. . .don't blow it!

Snow__White

ok i know now

Charger440

@Papaver. . no. . he doesn't get his water
@ charger. .you know. . .don't blow it!

I tried giving less info than that It did make me think though...thanks

Cameron_1969

@ Jorra. . if this is boring to you. move on.

mamawildbear

Does the guy have the hiccups?

Cameron_1969

mamawildbear. . . . you win. . . . Did you already know this one. . because It took me a LOT longer to figure it out. .. . oh well. ..it was worth a try. . I'll know better in the future. .

katya73

Ahhhh ... LOL !!! ... I like that ))

Cameron_1969

Ahhhh ... LOL !!! ... I like that ))

Damn. .You are f*ing really hot! wanna meet up for some sushi somewhere?

mommared53

instead of the gun........BOO!!!!!!!

I'm thinking the same thing.

xjulesjx

hiccups ?

RocketsGirl

he had the hiccups