A riddle. Who can solve it. .

Cameron_1969
Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
A guy walks into a bar. .
He asks the bartender for a glass of water
The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him.
the guy says "thank you" and leaves. .

Why?

Yes, No, and irrelevant. . that's all you get.

If you know this one. . please have the courtesy not to blow it. . :)

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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    You have to ask a sh*tload of yes/no questions. . . . that's the key. . .
  • microwoman999
    microwoman999 Posts: 545 Member
    Is the bar open?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Yes. bar is open
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
    is it a water gun?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    No. not a water gun.
  • olivetree_
    olivetree_ Posts: 75 Member
    I think I know. I don't want to spoil it though.
  • Charger440
    Charger440 Posts: 1,474 Member
    Took me a couple minutes but I got it.


    :)
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    LIARS!
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
    :laugh:
  • Charger440
    Charger440 Posts: 1,474 Member
    LIARS!

    Want me to prove it??? :)
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Sure. . if you think you know. . give it. . If you already know or if you dug up the answer on the internet. . no. .
  • katya73
    katya73 Posts: 464 Member
    Maybe it's safer for the guy to get the f@ck outta that bar at that point in time ??? .. Soo bar tender doin him a favor kinda !? Lol
  • Charger440
    Charger440 Posts: 1,474 Member
    instead of the gun........BOO!!!!!!! :)
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    @ K. . no
    @ Charger. . huh?

    yes/ no questions please. . come on people!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    does the guy actually get his water?
  • Charger440
    Charger440 Posts: 1,474 Member
    @ K. . no
    @ Charger. . huh?

    yes/ no questions please. . come on people!

    You asked not to spoil it so I was giving my answer in code without comming right out and saying it. Why would you yell BOO at someone that wants a drink of water? The gun would have the same or greater effect.
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    Really? This is one of the oldest jokes in the book.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    @Papaver. . no. . he doesn't get his water
    @ charger. .you know. . .don't blow it! :)
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
    ok i know now
  • Charger440
    Charger440 Posts: 1,474 Member
    @Papaver. . no. . he doesn't get his water
    @ charger. .you know. . .don't blow it! :)

    I tried giving less info than that :) It did make me think though...thanks :)
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    @ Jorra. . if this is boring to you. move on.
  • mamawildbear
    mamawildbear Posts: 93 Member
    Does the guy have the hiccups?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    mamawildbear. . . . you win. . :). . Did you already know this one. . because It took me a LOT longer to figure it out. .. . oh well. ..it was worth a try. . I'll know better in the future. .
  • katya73
    katya73 Posts: 464 Member
    Ahhhh ... LOL !!! ... I like that :)))
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Ahhhh ... LOL !!! ... I like that :)))

    Damn. .You are f*ing really hot! wanna meet up for some sushi somewhere?
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    instead of the gun........BOO!!!!!!! :)

    I'm thinking the same thing.
  • xjulesjx
    xjulesjx Posts: 75 Member
    hiccups ?
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 338 Member
    he had the hiccups
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