Can playing with shapes ruin a relationship?
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Cameron_1969
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My child occasionally plays with shaped blocks with his friends. He's clearly much smarter than the other kids, but when I point this out to their parents, the parents seem to get upset.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
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I think parents should talk to their kids at an early age about the risks of playing with shapes.0
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It depends...
If he was throwing the blocks at said friends, the answer is yellow.0 -
Haters gonna hate.0
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Just so I understand correctly, are you pointing out that your child is smarter than theirs?0
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just break up.
oh, wrong thread.0 -
BAHAHA! Just feel safe in the fact that your kid is a block genius!0
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Just so I understand correctly, are you pointing out that your child is smarter than theirs?
You must always point out when your child is smarter, better, etc. than anyone elses. I think that is in the Parent Handbook. Come on, really you didn't know that?!0 -
Parents don't like when it is insinuated that another child is smarter than their own. Plus, just because one child does something at a different pace than another does not make them smarter or dumber, just saying.0
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Your kid is probably evolving at an alarming rate - this has been linked to several social disorders through high school., such as nerdism and joiningthebandisms. Throughout college he may be shunned, but still may get a few asian girlfriends until he graduates and becomes a successful computer hacker for the group "anonymous" - where he will meet an outgoing brunette named Michella, who is half Italian. Convincing him to move back with her to italy into her pentagon shaped house, he leaves you in tears as you realize he has grown up. Now he is living in a shape, so i guess indirectly the shape of you sons future house has allowed him to make a lasting relationship with a hot Italian woman and is part of a strong resistance group bent on change for future generations.
In conclusion no, they do not.0 -
Make sure that all children understand that no one is better than anyone else. Don't hurt anyone's feelings--always blow smoke. Give trophies for participation; no one should ever win. Pay kids to behave at school. Hell, pay 'em to show up to school. Abolish valedictorians.
Oh wait. We already did that. That's why all these special snowflakes make up the 99%.0 -
OP, just so we're clear, this is all a euphemism for what was really going on, right?0
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All I can think about is George Carlin's skit on kids....0
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I imagine the scene went like this:
You (on pedal stool) - "Have you had your child tested for a learning disability?"
You (hopping off stool and chasing) - "What do you mean you have to go?"
You open laptop, write criticizing post.0 -
re-evaluate when you get to Legos. let it be for now.0
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Your kid is probably evolving at an alarming rate - this has been linked to several social disorders through high school., such as nerdism and joiningthebandisms. Throughout college he may be shunned, but still may get a few asian girlfriends until he graduates and becomes a successful computer hacker for the group "anonymous" - where he will meet an outgoing brunette named Michella, who is half Italian. Convincing him to move back with her to italy into her pentagon shaped house, he leaves you in tears as you realize he has grown up. Now he is living in a shape, so i guess indirectly the shape of you sons future house has allowed him to make a lasting relationship with a hot Italian woman and is part of a strong resistance group bent on change for future generations.
In conclusion no, they do not.
Ok. .well. . as long as he's willing to fly me to italy to stay in his pentagon, then I'm good. .and don't really care that all the other parents hate me. . .0 -
I like shapes. And colors. Colors make me happy.0
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Just so I understand correctly, are you pointing out that your child is smarter than theirs?
You must always point out when your child is smarter, better, etc. than anyone elses. I think that is in the Parent Handbook. Come on, really you didn't know that?!
It is in the handbook. Page 57 actually. There's a whole chapter about how to set your child up on a pedestal and knock all the other kids off at the same time. Followed by an excellent section on how to coach from the bleachers.0 -
Just tell them your kid is going to be the next cast member of the big bang theory. They'll probably like you again.0
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I imagine the scene went like this:
You (on pedal stool) - "Have you had your child tested for a learning disability?"
You (hopping off stool and chasing) - "What do you mean you have to go?"
You open laptop, write criticizing post.
pedestal.0 -
I don't have children and therefore this thread isn't fair because I can't contribute.0
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