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Favorite Joke..... punchline only
Different twist. What is your favorite joke? Post ONLY the punchline here. I suppose you can PM if you want the whole joke. Just wondering how this will go. Here's mine: "I don't know. I think he'd bite you"
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Best "at the bar" pick-up lines
Playing a game tonight, and since I have NO GAME, was wondering what is the best way you've ever approached/met/picked up someone at a bar? I'm thinking "Hey baby, you remind me of my big toe, cuz Imma bang you on my coffee table" prolly won't work.
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Bouncing out in less than 20 days
Cutting out of MFP when my login streak hits 1 year. Just wondering if I'll get any FRs between now and then. :)
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Leaving MFP in less than 20 days
Bouncing out after my Streak hits one year. Just wondering how many Friend Requests I will get between now and then..... :D
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WORST movie you have ever seen?
Just made a "Gymkata" comment on another thread, which inspired me to post this. Not talking movies like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" or "Sharknado" that were bad on purpose. Movies that took themselves seriously, but were the worst pieces of film you have ever seen. 1) Gymkata 2) Ed (Friends guy with the…
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Meeting MFP pals IRL
Have you ever met anyone from MFP IRL? Is there someone on MFP that you would WANT to meet IRL?
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2 = 1
For the "math inquisitive": 9th grade algebra that proves that 2 =1. Keep in mind, this is following the logic that whatever you do to one side of the equation you have to do to the other (in RED), and simplifying as you go.
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Portable "dinner on the go" options
This week, I have a full work schedule. When I get out of my day job I am heading straight to a sports facility somewhere to officiate 2 lacrosse games. I won't be done until 8:30 at the earliest every day, and I don't want to eat dinner that late. One Cardinal Rule I have in my diet is that I don't eat in my car. Keeps me…
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Who would you cast to play you in the movie of your life?
Different twist on the 'Which Celebrity does the person above...." Who you want to play you if your life was a major motion picture? Me, I'm going with Joshua Jackson
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Happy Friday the 13th
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Hit her up with a FR
My sister joined MFP this year. She has good goals and vision to where she wants to go. But her news feeds just include me. As entertaining as they may be, I don't think she is getting the full picture of what a great place MFP can be when you have a wide and varied support group behind you. Hit her up with a FR. Her…
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I'm FAMOUS!!!!!! (sort of)
"Tour de Cure - Michigan" made me an "INSPIRATION" on their Facebook page! They were impressed with the drop in my weight and blood sugar (as well as the proficiency of my Fundraising!) and put up my story.
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Best movie you've seen that you can't believe isn't more popular
I have a "worst movie you've ever seen thread". Flip side.... what is the best movie you have seen that you cannot understand why it wasn't more popular or get the credit you thought it deserved. I'll start with two (and a half): 1) State and Main. incredible cast and I LOVE Mamet. Can watch this movie over and over 2) The…
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Words from your childhood that are not used anymore......
Thought came a different thread, and wanted to start its own here. Not sure how much traction it may get..... Are there any words you used as a kid that have vanished from everyday vernacular? Two words for me that come to mind are 'huck' (to throw) and 'book' (to run as fast as you can). As in, "We hucked rocks at the…
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1,000 calories at a different Fast Food chains
Eye opening link!!! msn.com/en-us/health/nutrition/what-does-1000-calories-look-like-at-different-fast-food-chains/ss-AA7TE7C?ocid=iehp#image=2
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Any MFPers from Green Bay/Appleton?
I have a couple questions about the area. If you have KIK, feel free to hit me up there. Same ID as here.
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Road biking equipment. What do I need?
I signed up for the American Diabetes Tour de Cure for June 2015. I take Spinning classes, but have no experience biking on the open road. The only thing I own are biking shorts that I use in Spin class. Besides a bike, helmet, and shoes, what else do I need to put on my shopping list? I have a decent budget for this, but…
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Baby animal game
More challenging than it sounds. This is going around my office now. Name a type of animal. Then, without cheating, name what the baby of that animal is called. Then name another animal. NO CHEATING!!!!! I don't have an answer to include, so I'll start with an easy one to get the ball rolling: DOG
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Christmas Skit for work
In my office, it is Tradition that any new employees must get up and entertain the rest of the company at the Christmas party. This year there are 9 of us. I am trying to get out of singing, so was thinking we could do a "midget dance" wearing Christmas sweaters. Any other thoughts or ideas for what 9 people can do to…
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In case you weren't aware...
the Beach Boys just informed me, over and over again, that Christmas comes this time each year. I was unaware of this fact. I am glad that forwarded on that knowledge.
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Three words... to make the person above you gag
Different twist on the "3 Words" thread. Can you come up with 3 words, and only three words, that will call to mind something so wretched and revolting that it would make the poster above you (and perhaps anyone else reading the thread) gag in disgust? No one above me, but I'll get it started here: Rosie O'Donnell naked
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Recommendations for next "Binge Watching"
Finished House of Cards last night. All caught up on Sons of Anarchy and Walking Dead. Already watched Orange is the New Black. I have tried a couple times to watch the 1st episode of Game of Thrones, but haven't been able to get through it. Any recommendations for a "Must See" series, preferably available on Netflix or…
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I'm gonna say it out loud (don't care if I get coal in my stocking)
I am SO SICK of Christmas music!!!!!!!!!! We play XM radio here in the office. 2 days a week is Christmas music, 2 says a week is Country Christmas Music. To quote one of the funniest men to ever live: I am beginning to lose my cherub-like demeanor. Nothing gets me OUT of the Christmas spirit quicker than Mariah Carey or…
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Songs with set dance choreography?
I think we are going to do a "Midget Dance" for our Christmas party. I am trying to come up with songs that have a set dance choreography, since we only have a week to get ready. So far, in alphabetical order, I have: Can Can, Cha Cha Slide, Chicken Dance, Cotton-Eyed Joe, Crank That, Electric Slide, Gangham Style,…
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The person above me reminds me of..... (be NICE, if you must)
Something different. How about the celebrity, actor/actress, athlete, or otherwise famous person that the person above you reminds you of? Pictures of that famous person would help, but are not necessary. GO!!!!
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Creating a music mix?
You may have seen my earlier post about Christmas Skits. I think we decided on a "Midget Dance". The next step is to create a music mix of songs I don't own into one piece of music. Is there any Freeware that does this? Do I have to buy each song on Amazon to do this? Any advice? B)
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The point of a Heart Rate Monitor is......?
Obviously to track your heart rate. I get that much. Can someone easily explain how I should determine what my "target heart rate" should be? If I am in an hour Spinning class, how do I know where to try to keep my beats per minute?
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What is your INK history?
How many do you have? Any removed? Any regrets? Any more planned? Drunk in my early 20s, I got Tweety Bird on my shoulder. I worked in NYC in September 2001, so that is now covered with a 3"x5" American Flag with an eagle's head in the middle. Got the Cowboys logo on one calf, and the other is reserved for the Cubs logo if…
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How do you take a decent bathroom mirror selfie?
I can't seem to get one that I like. Angle, focus, stupid facial expressions.... I need to come to the realization that the type of picture isn't what I find objectionable, it's the subject. But irregardless..... tips for taking one? I put one up today, but I see it doesn't help to be wearing dark clothes.
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This is a "SV", but one that snuck up on me
At my worst, my BMI was pushing 'very severely obese' but I was still in the range of Obese Class II (severely obese, BMI between 35 and 40). For S&Gs this morning, I went to the BMI calculator and realize that I have blown through that floor (35) and am now only considered Obese Class I (moderately obese). And when I…
