How do you take a decent bathroom mirror selfie?
MaxPower0102
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I can't seem to get one that I like. Angle, focus, stupid facial expressions.... I need to come to the realization that the type of picture isn't what I find objectionable, it's the subject.
But irregardless..... tips for taking one? I put one up today, but I see it doesn't help to be wearing dark clothes.
But irregardless..... tips for taking one? I put one up today, but I see it doesn't help to be wearing dark clothes.
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Step one - Flush the toilet
Step two - Wash hands
Step three - Leave the bathroom and find a better selfie location0 -
@sinistrous omg where did you get these - they have had me howling!!0
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I'm sorry, I had to lol. I suck at selfies.-1
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Apparently the key is to use your grandmother... XD0
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Get out of the bathroom and learn how to use the timer on your cellphone camera.0
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Sinistrous wrote: »
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I use the front camera on my phone, no mirror required.0
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I find if I make my face look very emotional and look at the mirror like it's someone I'm trying to avoid, magic happens...0
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Then they are getting some good laughs
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Also, "irregardless" is not a word, regardless of what you may think.0
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Its better to use that three way angled mirror near the changing room at Kmart. That way you get all angles in one shot, and maybe even an infinity pic if you are lucky.0
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lmao.... get out of the bathroom... download a free camera timer and take selfies in much more appropriate llocations...0
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I'm no stranger to the selfie, but I find it very hard to get a good face shot. I feel like an idiot smiling at myself in the mirror. I stick with shots of the butt. lol0
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shaynepoole wrote: »lmao.... get out of the bathroom... download a free camera timer and take selfies in much more appropriate llocations...
HATER! A thousand years from now, anthropologists and historians will have such a wealth of research material to study from the bathroom selfie genre. Do it--for (social) SCIENCE!!!! It's for the good of humanity.
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Southern_Gentleman wrote: »Its better to use that three way angled mirror near the changing room at Kmart. That way you get all angles in one shot, and maybe even an infinity pic if you are lucky.
Don't wear clothes from K-Mart if you want to look good in a selfie or otherwise.
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williams969 wrote: »shaynepoole wrote: »lmao.... get out of the bathroom... download a free camera timer and take selfies in much more appropriate llocations...
HATER! A thousand years from now, anthropologists and historians will have such a wealth of research material to study from the bathroom selfie genre. Do it--for (social) SCIENCE!!!! It's for the good of humanity.
Study 1: Why did most of Earth's population of humans REALLY die out?
Conclusion: Inhaling toxic bathroom fumes due to the selfie.0 -
williams969 wrote: »shaynepoole wrote: »lmao.... get out of the bathroom... download a free camera timer and take selfies in much more appropriate llocations...
HATER! A thousand years from now, anthropologists and historians will have such a wealth of research material to study from the bathroom selfie genre. Do it--for (social) SCIENCE!!!! It's for the good of humanity.
It's true. Taking a bathroom selfie makes archaeologists of the future VERY wealthy.0 -
I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. Desperation and lack of dignity is so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!0
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williams969 wrote: »I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. That's so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!
Don't forget grandma.0 -
Sinistrous wrote: »williams969 wrote: »I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. That's so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!
Don't forget grandma.
I've got no grandma close to me. Will my 5 year old do alright?
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williams969 wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »williams969 wrote: »I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. That's so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!
Don't forget grandma.
I've got no grandma close to me. Will my 5 year old do alright?
Oh boy. Lol.
I'll put the vodka away.0 -
Sinistrous wrote: »williams969 wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »williams969 wrote: »I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. That's so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!
Don't forget grandma.
I've got no grandma close to me. Will my 5 year old do alright?
Oh boy. Lol.
I'll put the vodka away.
Yeah, it's best you do. My boy's sobriety is fragile right now.0 -
williams969 wrote: »I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. Desperation and lack of dignity is so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!
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That's a running joke, done on purpose.tigersword wrote: »Also, "irregardless" is not a word, regardless of what you may think.
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I love this thread already!!!!!!!!0
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Look at me...I'm so cute...duck face...cheese....oh look a turd
Bathroom selfies are kind of weird.0 -
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