How do you take a decent bathroom mirror selfie?

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  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    edited December 2014
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    I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. Desperation and lack of dignity is so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    williams969 wrote: »
    I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. That's so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!

    Don't forget grandma.
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. That's so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!

    Don't forget grandma.

    I've got no grandma close to me. Will my 5 year old do alright?
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    williams969 wrote: »
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. That's so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!

    Don't forget grandma.

    I've got no grandma close to me. Will my 5 year old do alright?

    Oh boy. Lol.
    I'll put the vodka away.
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. That's so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!

    Don't forget grandma.

    I've got no grandma close to me. Will my 5 year old do alright?

    Oh boy. Lol.
    I'll put the vodka away.

    Yeah, it's best you do. My boy's sobriety is fragile right now.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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    williams969 wrote: »
    I, for one, make sure the mirror is crusted with toothpaste spit, all my beauty supplies are piled on the counter, throw in some birth control pills and Valtrex on there for good measure, too. And be very sure that if the toilet's in the shot, that the seat is up, unflushed and dirty, and the toilet paper roll is empty. Bonus if there's a tampon wrapper (or tampon) on the top of an overfilled waste bin. Desperation and lack of dignity is so HOT! Shows how "down" I am, lol!

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  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    tigersword wrote: »
    Also, "irregardless" is not a word, regardless of what you may think.
    That's a running joke, done on purpose.

  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    I love this thread already!!!!!!!!
  • melmelw80
    melmelw80 Posts: 352 Member
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    Look at me...I'm so cute...duck face...cheese....oh look a turd

    Bathroom selfies are kind of weird.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    melmelw80 wrote: »
    Look at me...I'm so cute...duck face...cheese....oh look a turd

    Bathroom selfies are kind of weird.

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  • turtlez23
    turtlez23 Posts: 156 Member
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    I always make sure to remove the left over toilet paper roles before committing to any bathroom selfie.
  • BRB_sardines
    BRB_sardines Posts: 624 Member
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    Filters help. See my current profile pic lol.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    SmartAlec03211988 wrote: »
    Apparently the key is to use your grandmother... XD

    I don't have one. :cry: I suck at selfies.
  • BRB_sardines
    BRB_sardines Posts: 624 Member
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    Ummm although my HHD pic is still showing up here on the forum?
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    BRB_sardines wrote: »
    Filters help. See my current profile pic lol.

    Too distracting.. ijs
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    tigersword wrote: »
    Also, "irregardless" is not a word, regardless of what you may think.
    That's a running joke, done on purpose.

    irrespective of that, it has made it into the dictionary ...

    http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/irregardless
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    BRB_sardines wrote: »
    Ummm although my HHD pic is still showing up here on the forum?

    yeslol
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Elevate the camera and FFS flush the toilet.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    sullus wrote: »
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    tigersword wrote: »
    Also, "irregardless" is not a word, regardless of what you may think.
    That's a running joke, done on purpose.
    irrespective of that, it has made it into the dictionary ...

    I could care less..... :D

    Hey, for all intensive purposes, pass that Sherbert over here!

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