Best "at the bar" pick-up lines
MaxPower0102
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Playing a game tonight, and since I have NO GAME, was wondering what is the best way you've ever approached/met/picked up someone at a bar? I'm thinking "Hey baby, you remind me of my big toe, cuz Imma bang you on my coffee table" prolly won't work.
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" Hi, listen, I hate to be ignorant and I know this is a bit childish, but..you see that guy over there. Listen, he's a friend of mine and he's very shy. He was wondering...if you're not here with anyone, would you like to have a drink with me? "0
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Well back in June I was sitting at the bar with my coworker enjoying a drink and her conversation when these two "men" sat next to us. Within an hour the one asked my friend to stand up because he "like to look at fat azzes" and the other asked if he could smell my boobs. Needless to say we were not impressed and ended up leaving right away (they were drunk, obviously). So there are two ways NOT to impress anyone!0
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GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Well back in June I was sitting at the bar with my coworker enjoying a drink and her conversation when these two "men" sat next to us. Within an hour the one asked my friend to stand up because he "like to look at fat azzes" and the other asked if he could smell my boobs. Needless to say we were not impressed and ended up leaving right away (they were drunk, obviously). So there are two ways NOT to impress anyone!
And they say romance is dead eh?0 -
Many years ago a server at one of my favorite hangouts just kept refreshing my drink without me even asking. At closing she gave me the bill and it only had two drinks on it. She leaned over and said now that I’ve shown you a good time, it’s your turn. Yes we left together.
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You wanna go eat pizza & cuddle. When she looks at u funny ask her "what u don't like pizza?" If she says yes she's a keeper. Never tried this so if someone does let me know how it works. Lol0
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Many years ago a server at one of my favorite hangouts just kept refreshing my drink without me even asking. At closing she gave me the bill and it only had two drinks on it. She leaned over and said now that I’ve shown you a good time, it’s your turn. Yes we left together.
But I don't want to actually have to get a JOB at this place to play this game.....
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Many years ago a server at one of my favorite hangouts just kept refreshing my drink without me even asking. At closing she gave me the bill and it only had two drinks on it. She leaned over and said now that I’ve shown you a good time, it’s your turn. Yes we left together.
That's sweet-ish0 -
Hey girl, did you get those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place.0
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Many years ago a server at one of my favorite hangouts just kept refreshing my drink without me even asking. At closing she gave me the bill and it only had two drinks on it. She leaned over and said now that I’ve shown you a good time, it’s your turn. Yes we left together.
Moral of the story: it's always good to get someone really drunk, then expect sex. Uhuh.0 -
Do not call a Woman Milf or even a Cougar!
It is not a Compliment and any Woman who takes it as one is most likely desperate0 -
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Do not call a Woman Milf or even a Cougar!
It is not a Compliment and any Woman who takes it as one is most likely desperate
That's good to know. Thanks, now I'm looking for the ones who refer to themselves as that. Lol0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Do not call a Woman Milf or even a Cougar!
It is not a Compliment and any Woman who takes it as one is most likely desperate
Lmfao 100% accurate0 -
Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place n spread the word?
Horrible!!!0 -
Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.0
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I was thinking of either starting with:
1) Is anyone sitting here, do you mind if I join you?
2) Can I buy you a drink? or
3) *kitten* me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
decisions, decisions...... maybe all 3!!!!!!!0 -
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hillbilly815 wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Do not call a Woman Milf or even a Cougar!
It is not a Compliment and any Woman who takes it as one is most likely desperate
That's good to know. Thanks, now I'm looking for the ones who refer to themselves as that. Lol
Lol
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HawleyGriffin wrote: »
I don't want to laugh because this is just effing creepy, but yeah I'm laughing.
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GreenGoddess22 wrote: »HawleyGriffin wrote: »
I don't want to laugh because this is just effing creepy, but yeah I'm laughing.
I'm thinking none of them will work with you?0 -
Great legs! At what time do they open?0
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? 0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »
The perfect guy right there.0 -
hillbilly815 wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Do not call a Woman Milf or even a Cougar!
It is not a Compliment and any Woman who takes it as one is most likely desperate
That's good to know. Thanks, now I'm looking for the ones who refer to themselves as that. Lol
Hahahaha! No worries, you'll have no problem finding them! 0 -
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I had a guy once come up to me with his eyes closed and grabbed my chest, then backed off like he was surprised. I looked at him funny and he said "oh sorry, I thought your name tag was in braille". I have a family full of blind people so this line actually worked on me. I don't' recommend it, though.0
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