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Best "at the bar" pick-up lines

Posts: 2,654 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Playing a game tonight, and since I have NO GAME, was wondering what is the best way you've ever approached/met/picked up someone at a bar? I'm thinking "Hey baby, you remind me of my big toe, cuz Imma bang you on my coffee table" prolly won't work.

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  • Posts: 3,531 Member
    " Hi, listen, I hate to be ignorant and I know this is a bit childish, but..you see that guy over there. Listen, he's a friend of mine and he's very shy. He was wondering...if you're not here with anyone, would you like to have a drink with me? "
  • Posts: 3,818 Member
    Well back in June I was sitting at the bar with my coworker enjoying a drink and her conversation when these two "men" sat next to us. Within an hour the one asked my friend to stand up because he "like to look at fat azzes" and the other asked if he could smell my boobs. Needless to say we were not impressed and ended up leaving right away (they were drunk, obviously). So there are two ways NOT to impress anyone!
  • Posts: 3,531 Member
    Well back in June I was sitting at the bar with my coworker enjoying a drink and her conversation when these two "men" sat next to us. Within an hour the one asked my friend to stand up because he "like to look at fat azzes" and the other asked if he could smell my boobs. Needless to say we were not impressed and ended up leaving right away (they were drunk, obviously). So there are two ways NOT to impress anyone!

    And they say romance is dead eh?
  • Posts: 5,843 Member
    Many years ago a server at one of my favorite hangouts just kept refreshing my drink without me even asking. At closing she gave me the bill and it only had two drinks on it. She leaned over and said now that I’ve shown you a good time, it’s your turn. Yes we left together. ;)
  • Posts: 473 Member
    edited October 2015
    You wanna go eat pizza & cuddle. When she looks at u funny ask her "what u don't like pizza?" If she says yes she's a keeper. Never tried this so if someone does let me know how it works. Lol
  • Posts: 2,654 Member
    edited October 2015
    striderb wrote: »
    Many years ago a server at one of my favorite hangouts just kept refreshing my drink without me even asking. At closing she gave me the bill and it only had two drinks on it. She leaned over and said now that I’ve shown you a good time, it’s your turn. Yes we left together. ;)

    But I don't want to actually have to get a JOB at this place to play this game..... :p
  • Posts: 12,964 Member
    striderb wrote: »
    Many years ago a server at one of my favorite hangouts just kept refreshing my drink without me even asking. At closing she gave me the bill and it only had two drinks on it. She leaned over and said now that I’ve shown you a good time, it’s your turn. Yes we left together. ;)

    That's sweet-ish
  • Posts: 1,191 Member
    Hey girl, did you get those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place.
  • Posts: 857 Member
    striderb wrote: »
    Many years ago a server at one of my favorite hangouts just kept refreshing my drink without me even asking. At closing she gave me the bill and it only had two drinks on it. She leaned over and said now that I’ve shown you a good time, it’s your turn. Yes we left together. ;)

    Moral of the story: it's always good to get someone really drunk, then expect sex. Uhuh.
  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    Do not call a Woman Milf or even a Cougar!
    It is not a Compliment and any Woman who takes it as one is most likely desperate
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    Do not call a Woman Milf or even a Cougar!
    It is not a Compliment and any Woman who takes it as one is most likely desperate

    That's good to know. Thanks, now I'm looking for the ones who refer to themselves as that. Lol
  • Posts: 4,296 Member
    Do not call a Woman Milf or even a Cougar!
    It is not a Compliment and any Woman who takes it as one is most likely desperate

    Lmfao 100% accurate
  • Posts: 1,460 Member
    Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place n spread the word?

    Horrible!!!
  • Posts: 1,191 Member
    Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.
  • Posts: 2,654 Member
    edited October 2015
    I was thinking of either starting with:

    1) Is anyone sitting here, do you mind if I join you?
    2) Can I buy you a drink? or
    3) *kitten* me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

    decisions, decisions...... maybe all 3!!!!!!!
  • Posts: 1,191 Member
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    That's good to know. Thanks, now I'm looking for the ones who refer to themselves as that. Lol


    :# Lol

  • Posts: 3,818 Member
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    I don't want to laugh because this is just effing creepy, but yeah I'm laughing.
  • Posts: 5,843 Member

    I don't want to laugh because this is just effing creepy, but yeah I'm laughing.

    I'm thinking none of them will work with you?
  • Posts: 857 Member
    Great legs! At what time do they open?
  • Posts: 473 Member
    HannaSusi wrote: »
    Great legs! At what time do they open?

    Lol, nice
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  • Posts: 599 Member
    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? :p
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    The perfect guy right there.
  • Posts: 195,832 Member

    That's good to know. Thanks, now I'm looking for the ones who refer to themselves as that. Lol

    Hahahaha! No worries, you'll have no problem finding them! :tongue:
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  • Posts: 1,547 Member
    I had a guy once come up to me with his eyes closed and grabbed my chest, then backed off like he was surprised. I looked at him funny and he said "oh sorry, I thought your name tag was in braille". I have a family full of blind people so this line actually worked on me. I don't' recommend it, though.
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