Best "at the bar" pick-up lines

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  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 243 Member
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    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
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    EW!!!!
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 243 Member
    edited October 2015
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    Kulaid77 wrote: »
    I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.


    Only a 'creature' with no appeal would say this, would not recommend this line
  • Mrj183
    Mrj183 Posts: 1,428 Member
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    hi got kik?
  • FrankieBoom
    FrankieBoom Posts: 9 Member
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    Silversonnet wrote: »
    "Hey baby I must be Santa cuz you're dashing, dancing, prancing, vixen, a comet, Cupid dinner and blitzin'"

    That will definitely work.

    @Zachary_Fredrick

    Hilarious!
  • FrankieBoom
    FrankieBoom Posts: 9 Member
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    Silversonnet wrote: »
    HawleyGriffin wrote: »
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    I.o.I.

    You are the best!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Kulaid77 wrote: »
    I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.

    I love this one.

    However I find the best "pickup" line is actually a Hello followed by an introduction and some actual conversation.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Silversonnet wrote: »
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Kulaid77 wrote: »
    I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.

    I love this one.

    However I find the best "pickup" line is actually a Hello followed by an introduction and some actual conversation.

    Fair point Michael, that one gets me every time

    Alternatively you could go for the risky strategy of just kissing somebody and hoping they enjoy it. @Silversonnet
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
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    1. Smile if you think I'm cute...that one's worked in the past...
    2. Find a bachelorette party and sit down right in the middle of them and go "this isn't where I parked my car!"
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Bah, it took forever for me to dig this thread up. I just wanted to post this:

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  • henshemi
    henshemi Posts: 1,981 Member
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    Do I know you? Nooooo......want to get to know me? B) Lmao
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
    edited November 2015
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    "Hey, let me buy that thirst quencher for you"
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    "One night with you is worth 18 years of child support."
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    "I'm a nice guy, I'll lay on the wet spot"... Being considerate is a turn on
  • robertw486
    robertw486 Posts: 2,388 Member
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    Bah.... pick up lines are so over rated.

    I've found it's much easier to sit quietly, make eye contact, and groom my eyebrows with my tongue. Women dig groomed eyebrows. Fact.
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 243 Member
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    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    "One night with you is worth 18 years of child support."

    LOL!
  • robertw486
    robertw486 Posts: 2,388 Member
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    Silversonnet wrote: »
    robertw486 wrote: »
    Bah.... pick up lines are so over rated.

    I've found it's much easier to sit quietly, make eye contact, and groom my eyebrows with my tongue. Women dig groomed eyebrows. Fact.

    Does your tongue get stuck in your nose in its way up to your eyebrows?

    You just curve around the nose. It's all about control.


    But the groomed eyebrows work.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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  • Crhan05
    Crhan05 Posts: 1,608 Member
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    I don't get hit on in bars.... Wth
  • Crhan05
    Crhan05 Posts: 1,608 Member
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    mre102r wrote: »
    Crhan05 wrote: »
    I don't get hit on in bars.... Wth

    Guys are most likely intimidated by your radiant beauty.

    It happens. Nothing a bottle of tequila can't fix. :p

    Aww thank you! I will have to try that lol

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