Best "at the bar" pick-up lines

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  • HannaSusi
    HannaSusi Posts: 857 Member
    Great legs! At what time do they open?
  • hillbilly815
    hillbilly815 Posts: 473 Member
    HannaSusi wrote: »
    Great legs! At what time do they open?

    Lol, nice
  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? :p
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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  • HannaSusi
    HannaSusi Posts: 857 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
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    The perfect guy right there.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    hillbilly815 wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Do not call a Woman Milf or even a Cougar!
    It is not a Compliment and any Woman who takes it as one is most likely desperate

    That's good to know. Thanks, now I'm looking for the ones who refer to themselves as that. Lol

    Hahahaha! No worries, you'll have no problem finding them! :tongue:
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    I had a guy once come up to me with his eyes closed and grabbed my chest, then backed off like he was surprised. I looked at him funny and he said "oh sorry, I thought your name tag was in braille". I have a family full of blind people so this line actually worked on me. I don't' recommend it, though.
  • fitzman84
    fitzman84 Posts: 40 Member
    (Must be able to bounce left pec only) "Baby, you make my heart beat." And double bounce left pec a few times.
    Credit to Marc Lobliner... kills me everytime lol
  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    My magic watch says you don't have any panties on.... oh you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.
  • wolfsbayne2
    wolfsbayne2 Posts: 102 Member
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    I was thinking of either starting with:

    1) Is anyone sitting here, do you mind if I join you?
    2) Can I buy you a drink? or
    3) *kitten* me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

    decisions, decisions...... maybe all 3!!!!!!!

    how about "hi, my name is ....."

    Of course, you know awkwardness works with me ;)
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
    This one truly happened to me. I have a very cute blonde girlfriend that always attracts a certain amount of attention. One of these guys was drooling over her all night, she wasn't interested but in true form she flirting back, I mean c'mon free drinks. So closing time, this guy is getting anxious, time to seal the deal. He asks if she wants to go home with him, she let's him down easy. He turns right to me, put's his arm around me and says "It's really you I have been watching all night" I some how was able to tear myself away from this charming man. Makes for a good laugh though!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
    "What do you say we leave this bar and take my private plane to Paris?"

    Of course you actually have to have a private plane for this one to work. But if you do...you're golden.
  • wolfsbayne2
    wolfsbayne2 Posts: 102 Member
    on another note, a young dude just told me "I wanna cover ur body with warm baby lotion & knead the heck outta those sore, tired muscles." This did not work for him.
  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
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  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 243 Member
    Fat2Fit4Life wrote: »
    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? :p

    Haha, kinda cute ;P

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