Best "at the bar" pick-up lines

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  • fitzman84
    fitzman84 Posts: 40 Member
    (Must be able to bounce left pec only) "Baby, you make my heart beat." And double bounce left pec a few times.
    Credit to Marc Lobliner... kills me everytime lol
  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    My magic watch says you don't have any panties on.... oh you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.
  • wolfsbayne2
    wolfsbayne2 Posts: 100 Member
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    I was thinking of either starting with:

    1) Is anyone sitting here, do you mind if I join you?
    2) Can I buy you a drink? or
    3) *kitten* me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

    decisions, decisions...... maybe all 3!!!!!!!

    how about "hi, my name is ....."

    Of course, you know awkwardness works with me ;)
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    This one truly happened to me. I have a very cute blonde girlfriend that always attracts a certain amount of attention. One of these guys was drooling over her all night, she wasn't interested but in true form she flirting back, I mean c'mon free drinks. So closing time, this guy is getting anxious, time to seal the deal. He asks if she wants to go home with him, she let's him down easy. He turns right to me, put's his arm around me and says "It's really you I have been watching all night" I some how was able to tear myself away from this charming man. Makes for a good laugh though!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    "What do you say we leave this bar and take my private plane to Paris?"

    Of course you actually have to have a private plane for this one to work. But if you do...you're golden.
  • wolfsbayne2
    wolfsbayne2 Posts: 100 Member
    on another note, a young dude just told me "I wanna cover ur body with warm baby lotion & knead the heck outta those sore, tired muscles." This did not work for him.
  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
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  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 244 Member
    Fat2Fit4Life wrote: »
    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? :p

    Haha, kinda cute ;P
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 244 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
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    EW!!!!
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 244 Member
    edited October 2015
    Kulaid77 wrote: »
    I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.


    Only a 'creature' with no appeal would say this, would not recommend this line
  • Mrj183
    Mrj183 Posts: 1,428 Member
    hi got kik?
  • FrankieBoom
    FrankieBoom Posts: 9 Member
    Silversonnet wrote: »
    "Hey baby I must be Santa cuz you're dashing, dancing, prancing, vixen, a comet, Cupid dinner and blitzin'"

    That will definitely work.

    @Zachary_Fredrick

    Hilarious!
  • FrankieBoom
    FrankieBoom Posts: 9 Member
    Silversonnet wrote: »
    HawleyGriffin wrote: »
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    I.o.I.

    You are the best!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Kulaid77 wrote: »
    I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.

    I love this one.

    However I find the best "pickup" line is actually a Hello followed by an introduction and some actual conversation.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Silversonnet wrote: »
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Kulaid77 wrote: »
    I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.

    I love this one.

    However I find the best "pickup" line is actually a Hello followed by an introduction and some actual conversation.

    Fair point Michael, that one gets me every time

    Alternatively you could go for the risky strategy of just kissing somebody and hoping they enjoy it. @Silversonnet
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    1. Smile if you think I'm cute...that one's worked in the past...
    2. Find a bachelorette party and sit down right in the middle of them and go "this isn't where I parked my car!"
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Bah, it took forever for me to dig this thread up. I just wanted to post this:

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  • henshemi
    henshemi Posts: 1,977 Member
    Do I know you? Nooooo......want to get to know me? B) Lmao
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    edited November 2015
    "Hey, let me buy that thirst quencher for you"
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    "One night with you is worth 18 years of child support."
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    "I'm a nice guy, I'll lay on the wet spot"... Being considerate is a turn on
  • robertw486
    robertw486 Posts: 2,399 Member
    Bah.... pick up lines are so over rated.

    I've found it's much easier to sit quietly, make eye contact, and groom my eyebrows with my tongue. Women dig groomed eyebrows. Fact.
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 244 Member
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    "One night with you is worth 18 years of child support."

    LOL!
  • robertw486
    robertw486 Posts: 2,399 Member
    Silversonnet wrote: »
    robertw486 wrote: »
    Bah.... pick up lines are so over rated.

    I've found it's much easier to sit quietly, make eye contact, and groom my eyebrows with my tongue. Women dig groomed eyebrows. Fact.

    Does your tongue get stuck in your nose in its way up to your eyebrows?

    You just curve around the nose. It's all about control.


    But the groomed eyebrows work.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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  • Crhan05
    Crhan05 Posts: 1,608 Member
    I don't get hit on in bars.... Wth
  • Crhan05
    Crhan05 Posts: 1,608 Member
    mre102r wrote: »
    Crhan05 wrote: »
    I don't get hit on in bars.... Wth

    Guys are most likely intimidated by your radiant beauty.

    It happens. Nothing a bottle of tequila can't fix. :p

    Aww thank you! I will have to try that lol

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