Favorite Joke..... punchline only

MaxPower0102

Different twist. What is your favorite joke? Post ONLY the punchline here. I suppose you can PM if you want the whole joke. Just wondering how this will go.


Here's mine: "I don't know. I think he'd bite you"

victal

fsh!

MaxPower0102

"Cuz if it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush"

LouLouStBijou

Ah!!! A talking muffin

LouLouStBijou

BLACKxLABEL wrote: »

AAAAAAAARRRR ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!

I know that one!!!!

MaxPower0102

There are no dental records, and the DNA is all the same

FitFroglet

a stick

AlisonH729

"No, thanks. I'm traveling light."

patrickblo13

that's what she said

bigtwagner

irishman213 wrote: »

that's what she said

I love it!!!

Ninkyou

Two guys walk into a bar. One guy turns to the other and says

"You didn't see it either?"

lborsato1

They both look good until they hit the ice...

gzus7freek

And That's When the Fight Started

dorothytd

Sorry, we don't serve food here.

djprice_69

"I'll have a coke."

tavenne323

Take the "U" out of "SUB" and the "F" out of "WAY"

ethompso0105

"Duh...can you see Florida?"

FatOldManMN

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

MinnieInMaine

FitFroglet wrote: »

a stick

Aw, you stole mine...