Favorite Joke..... punchline only

Timshel_

Yes! That was quite loud MRS. Smith, but I said I wanted to hear your HEART!

cuckoo_jenibeth

You ARE on the other side...

cuckoo_jenibeth

Ya'd think one of them would've seen it...

SojournerThirteen

Beehhhh!

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MaxPower0102

Peter...... I can see your house from here!

TediousSkin

"Play it? Once I get the pajamas off it, Im going to *kitten* it!"

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MaxPower0102

Well, today would have been our 25th anniversary

RunTimer

"the difference? One has hope in her soul"

Gabrielm80

And that's why you never take a pumpkin to a circus

gothchiq

"Arrrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

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gothchiq

I ONLY KNOW ONE JOKE. I SUCK

RunTimer

"the difference? One snatches watches.."

_incogNEATo_

"Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm married to your sister" @MaxPower0102

RunTimer

avalonms

He only took tips.

RunTimer

"Wrecked 'em? It damn near Killed em!"

Rael74

No you're not, you're gonna eat me just like the book says.

bitxbit

Well, I would, if I knew which way it was going!!

SojournerThirteen

And she just climbs up on top and jumps in so hard her butt cheeks broke both of my legs

Mrj183

And the next Michael Jackson died.

blondeinnj

So the bear wiped his *kitten* with the rabbit

rushbabe0214

CharityThompson3

"Picture this: I'm hiding, naked in a refrigerator."

Mr_Stabbems

and that my friends is why you should never take a cow to a BBQ, especially if you're married to it!

zcb94

Melissainthewoods wrote: »

No, I'm a frayed knot!

Oh, I love that one

zcb94

Can I let my Big Brother pay for it?

Mrj183

blondeinnj wrote: »

So the bear wiped his *kitten* with the rabbit

Eddie murph you joke