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Favorite Joke..... punchline only
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No, but his face rings a bell!0
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"F*** that! Look at what it did to your underwear!"0
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Usually they just leave her in the swing!0
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A nun on a spit0
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mom that thing is a tooth brush! because auntie sally was brushing her teeth with daddys and there was foam all over her face0
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Well it sure tasted like a shrimp!0
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No it's ok, I've got my bike outside :-)0
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You guys don't get it...chunks is my dog.0
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:laugh: We'll see after you read your PM.BLACKxLABEL wrote: »PurringMyrrh wrote: »...luckily I managed to finish and zip up before the paramedics arrived to extract her from the wreckage.
Hahaha, that's no joke, you're just full of *kitten*!
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...so Springstein says to Madonna, "who could f**K in this weather?"0
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I can save the lady, but the little guy in the hat is a goner0
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"Hello, City Morgue? Could you send a new one, this one is full!"0
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Fo'drizzle0
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So God can watch his favorite team on Sundays.0
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Superman, you're a mean drunk.0
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"No! NO! You wax off too much, Daniel-San!"0
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Dude... the potato is supposed to go in the front!0
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thats when i realized the she was a he!0
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the waters deep too0
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"2 pounds per square inch"0
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No eye deer0
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There's no west for the reary.0
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...an asteroid is found between Mars and Jupiter. A hemorrhoid is found around "Uranus"*
*edited because it wouldn't let me type "your an-s"0 -
wong ho! OW! wong ho I say!0
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Custurd , musturd and you , you big *kitten* , run cyril run0
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Deez Nuts!0
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Thats not how you hold a chicken!!0
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I don't have to outrun the bear...only have to outrun you!0
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No he thinks he's Arnold Palmer0
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