Favorite Joke..... punchline only

A pig that amazing...you don't want to eat all at once.

...luckily I managed to finish and zip up before the paramedics arrived to extract her from the wreckage.

Yeah, she got fired, too!

"I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"

"You mean to say they gave me a chihuahua?!"

"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

"That wasn't a parachute. It was a backpack."

"Don't you start with that again."

(...because "Arrrrr, it's been drivin' me nuts all day!" was taken.)

"oh... in that case got any grapes?"