Favorite Joke..... punchline only
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A pig that amazing...you don't want to eat all at once.0
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I have no eye deer0
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...luckily I managed to finish and zip up before the paramedics arrived to extract her from the wreckage.0
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And that's how the fight started....0
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Yeah, she got fired, too!0
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Why do you ask, "Two-Dogs-Barking"?0
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"Nah, that's just a little ice cream"0
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"Nice boobs, now where do you want the blinds?"0
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"I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"0
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"Do you think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist?"0
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"You mean to say they gave me a chihuahua?!"0
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Not for $2.50 you can't0
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"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."0
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That's what the spoon's for!0
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"That wasn't a parachute. It was a backpack."0
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avoidtheclapp107 wrote: »That's what the spoon's for!
I didn't think anyone else knew that one!!!! HA!!!!
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"Don't you start with that again."
(...because "Arrrrr, it's been drivin' me nuts all day!" was taken.)0 -
"Now that we got your sinuses fixed we'll work on your hearing."0
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"oh... in that case got any grapes?"0
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1. (In an Aussie accent) "You didn't come here to-die. You came here yester-die."
2. No eye deer.
3. That's because you had a cockatoo in your mouth.
(I LOVE this thread, btw.)0 -
"I said hey genie... give me an orange for a head"0
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (as loud as you can scream it)0
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I rung the doorbell, didn't I?0
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"Because you're a size 14 and she's a size 8!"0
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Just put it on my bill.0
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He was charged with transporting young gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises.0
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Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!!0
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