Favorite Joke..... punchline only

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ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member

January 2015

A pig that amazing...you don't want to eat all at once.

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aprilkats Posts: 34 Member

January 2015

I have no eye deer

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PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member

January 2015

...luckily I managed to finish and zip up before the paramedics arrived to extract her from the wreckage.

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karen_fitzgibbon Posts: 736 Member

January 2015

And that's how the fight started....

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bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member

January 2015

Yeah, she got fired, too!

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bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member

January 2015

Why do you ask, "Two-Dogs-Barking"?

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MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

January 2015

"Nah, that's just a little ice cream"

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BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member

January 2015

"Nice boobs, now where do you want the blinds?"

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EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member

January 2015

"I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"

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TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member

January 2015

"Do you think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist?"

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ThatMouse Posts: 229 Member

January 2015

"You mean to say they gave me a chihuahua?!"

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MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

January 2015

Not for $2.50 you can't

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EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member

January 2015

"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

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avoidtheclapp107 Posts: 49 Member

January 2015

That's what the spoon's for!

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MonaLisaLianne Posts: 398 Member

January 2015

"That wasn't a parachute. It was a backpack."

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MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

January 2015

avoidtheclapp107 wrote: »

That's what the spoon's for!

I didn't think anyone else knew that one!!!! HA!!!!

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ljmorgi Posts: 264 Member

January 2015

"Don't you start with that again."

(...because "Arrrrr, it's been drivin' me nuts all day!" was taken.)

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eemmerson929 Posts: 27 Member

January 2015

"Now that we got your sinuses fixed we'll work on your hearing."

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Arch799 Posts: 106 Member

January 2015

"oh... in that case got any grapes?"

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SyntonicGarden Posts: 944 Member

January 2015

1. (In an Aussie accent) "You didn't come here to-die. You came here yester-die."

2. No eye deer.

3. That's because you had a cockatoo in your mouth.

(I LOVE this thread, btw.)

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xmusicloverr Posts: 100 Member

January 2015

"I said hey genie... give me an orange for a head"

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joseccastaneda Posts: 267 Member

January 2015

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (as loud as you can scream it)

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JTick Posts: 2,131 Member

January 2015

I rung the doorbell, didn't I?

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MonaLisaLianne Posts: 398 Member

January 2015

"Because you're a size 14 and she's a size 8!"

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troy_bailey Posts: 1 Member

January 2015

Just put it on my bill.

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MonaLisaLianne Posts: 398 Member

January 2015

He was charged with transporting young gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises.

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bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member

January 2015

Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!!

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perfekta Posts: 331 Member

January 2015

it's @ss

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MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

January 2015

JTick wrote: »

I rung the doorbell, didn't I?

HA!!!!!!!!

along those lines....

1. Matt
2. Art
3. Bob
4. Russell

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