Favorite Joke..... punchline only

Delilahhhhhh

Arise Sir John Thomas.

diespel

LouisaM162 wrote: »

Ah!!! A talking muffin

love it!!!

diespel

1. ..puts his d*** in the guy's a** and yells "block that kick"
2. ...'for a thousand bucks, I want you naked'

RacquetChick

No, I'm a frayed knot!

TheBigYin

I didn't say she had buck-teeth, i said she was *kitten* goofy...

Delilahhhhhh

You have perfect eyesight.

Delilahhhhhh

is it disgruntled?

kimberlyspanton

He picked her up, through her in the ocean and said "Well, you're screwed now!"

free1220

...to get to the other side.

Old_Man_McGucket

Because tamales are delicious… you racist.

TheRoadDog

You beilve in Genies?

MaxPower0102

Three all along the same lines......

1) Doc says you gonna die
2) I forgot to call you yesterday
3) No offense, but you don't have to get up in the morning

grimendale

Ever since he passed that cue ball, the monkey's been measuring everything.

prfktpup

I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f**king goofy!

gothchiq

"ARRRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

He ordered a beer... and a mop.

FrazierSamuel

fünf

AlgoRhythmik

'Mine's the biggest!' And she slid down the barstool!

JeffMeehan

and she don't even have a pcker