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Favorite Joke..... punchline only
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The other guy died.0
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You say, "You know, your sister really likes it like this too" and try to hang on for 8 seconds1
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My face.0
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Ten tickles0
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"Good thing, too... all he did was complain."0
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"No, not really," the wife said, "I mean, dogs chase cars, but that doesn't mean they know how to drive."0
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"The last thing Vic Morrow ever heard."0
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Arise Sir John Thomas.0
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1. ..puts his d*** in the guy's a** and yells "block that kick"
2. ...'for a thousand bucks, I want you naked'
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No, I'm a frayed knot!0
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I didn't say she had buck-teeth, i said she was *kitten* goofy...
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You have perfect eyesight.0
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is it disgruntled?0
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He picked her up, through her in the ocean and said "Well, you're screwed now!"0
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...to get to the other side.0
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Because tamales are delicious… you racist.0
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You beilve in Genies?0
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Three all along the same lines......
1) Doc says you gonna die
2) I forgot to call you yesterday
3) No offense, but you don't have to get up in the morning0 -
Ever since he passed that cue ball, the monkey's been measuring everything.0
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I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f**king goofy!0
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"ARRRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"0
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He ordered a beer... and a mop.0
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fünf0
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'Mine's the biggest!' And she slid down the barstool!0
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and she don't even have a pcker0
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