Favorite Joke..... punchline only

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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited July 2015
    "What do you know, a talking dog"
  • FatOldBat
    FatOldBat Posts: 3,307 Member
    A pig like that, you eat slow.
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
    Kix are for Trids!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    "The aristocrats."
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited July 2015
    'Rectum?..it damn near killed him!'
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    *whispers* sorry, can I have a Big Mac and coke please
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited July 2015
    "Better Nate than lever!."
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
    Well, I've not been to that bar, but my Sister has!
  • FatOldBat
    FatOldBat Posts: 3,307 Member
    In hindsight, I think I went wrong when I asked for a big orange head.
  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,886 Member
    50 bucks father, just like downtown.
  • kbwilson76
    kbwilson76 Posts: 22 Member
    "But you f@#$ one goat?"
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited August 2015
    But we already have 72 Popes and we've never seen a lawyer before.
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
    “Sir, may I ask nine questions?”
  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,886 Member
    No, I a frayed knot.
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
    People who live in grass houses
    shouldn't stow thrones!
  • carlyp79
    carlyp79 Posts: 95 Member
    Stop throwing the skin out the window, it's choking the ducks.
  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    Deez Nuts!!
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
    And that is why midgets never wear diapers!
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  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,628 Member
    ..... a fly's teeny weenie !
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    Well, do you have any duck food
  • Determined_ella_89
    Determined_ella_89 Posts: 1,710 Member
    edited October 2015
    Hold my bum and F it while I get my c**k and scratch it..
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    that thing is a tooth brush! i saw your sister sliding it in and out of her mouth and there was toothpaste all over her face!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    I don't wanna get stuck with an ugly one!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    but all the good ones argon
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents. They sit down and have a conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    "You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady.” In this country . . . we don't speak dirty in public places about our sex lives. . ."

    "Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you?," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
    Jose, can you see?!!
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    I was talking to the duck.
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
    It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan;
    his old man's a Rolling Stone.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    .... then she said: Rectum ? Damn near killed 'em!
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