Favorite Joke..... punchline only
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"What do you know, a talking dog"0
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A pig like that, you eat slow.0
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Kix are for Trids!0
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"The aristocrats."0
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'Rectum?..it damn near killed him!'0
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*whispers* sorry, can I have a Big Mac and coke please0
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"Better Nate than lever!."0
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Well, I've not been to that bar, but my Sister has!0
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In hindsight, I think I went wrong when I asked for a big orange head.0
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50 bucks father, just like downtown.0
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"But you f@#$ one goat?"0
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But we already have 72 Popes and we've never seen a lawyer before.0
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“Sir, may I ask nine questions?”0
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No, I a frayed knot.0
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People who live in grass houses
shouldn't stow thrones!0 -
Stop throwing the skin out the window, it's choking the ducks.0
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Deez Nuts!!0
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And that is why midgets never wear diapers!0
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..... a fly's teeny weenie !0
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Well, do you have any duck food0
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Hold my bum and F it while I get my c**k and scratch it..0
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that thing is a tooth brush! i saw your sister sliding it in and out of her mouth and there was toothpaste all over her face!0
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I don't wanna get stuck with an ugly one!0
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but all the good ones argon0
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A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents. They sit down and have a conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady.” In this country . . . we don't speak dirty in public places about our sex lives. . ."
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you?," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."0 -
Jose, can you see?!!0
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I was talking to the duck.1
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It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan;
his old man's a Rolling Stone.0 -
.... then she said: Rectum ? Damn near killed 'em!0
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