Favorite Joke..... punchline only
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1. (In an Aussie accent) "You didn't come here to-die. You came here yester-die."
2. No eye deer.
3. That's because you had a cockatoo in your mouth.
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"I said hey genie... give me an orange for a head"0
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (as loud as you can scream it)0
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I rung the doorbell, didn't I?0
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"Because you're a size 14 and she's a size 8!"0
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Just put it on my bill.0
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He was charged with transporting young gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises.0
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Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!!0
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No, but his face rings a bell!0
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"F*** that! Look at what it did to your underwear!"0
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Usually they just leave her in the swing!0
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A nun on a spit0
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mom that thing is a tooth brush! because auntie sally was brushing her teeth with daddys and there was foam all over her face0
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Well it sure tasted like a shrimp!0
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No it's ok, I've got my bike outside :-)0
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You guys don't get it...chunks is my dog.0
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BLACKxLABEL wrote: »PurringMyrrh wrote: »...luckily I managed to finish and zip up before the paramedics arrived to extract her from the wreckage.
Hahaha, that's no joke, you're just full of *kitten*!
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