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Sooo I ordered Chinese for Lunch!?!?!?!
Yeah the office ordered chicnese for Lunch! And of course I could not resist the temptation of yummm food soooo Well I ordered. I DID TRY to order as healthy AND tasty as possible...... Let me break it down how it went down! I ordered: Beef Chop suey with a side of steamed white rice.:devil: How did I do!?!?! What do you…
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Planet fitness....Is it your planet?!?!?!
There is a Planet Fitness on my way home from work and its really convenient for me as I can stop in for a workout on my way home. SoI walked in to check it out........ And noticed......... Nice facility! Tanning beds! Nice batch of good looking chicks on the treadmills!(always good to have eye candy around) BUT NO bench…
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The winter blues.......What do you do to beat it!?!
Indeed...summer is leaving me and its that time of year where winter is dragging me and im scratching and kicking and not giving into this cold that easily.............. Thus, I have a yearly case of the winter blues in the beginning of this most dreadful weather. Aside from the obvious my most Excellent tan goes idle for…
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Ask a poor inner city minority!?!?!?!?!
Whats shakin out there awesome people of MFP!.................This is your chance to ask a poor innercity minority (yet attractive and awesomely tanned) raised in the hoods of Chicago what its like growing up in the hood back in the day! Go ahead make it interesting and shoot (not literally...ha!)me your best question!!…
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Turkey any off the wall ideas on how to cook this thing!?
Turkey days is fast approcahing........so im curious! What do you guys do to make this things taste good. And by good I mean NOT dry and bland. Sure I can stuff it with Bacon and sausage.................But im curious as to any whacky or off the wall ideas on cokking this thing and making it taste good. Put booze in…
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Whats your WInter drink!?!?!?!
So what is your winter drink of choice? Now that its cold out and only going to get colder I dont drink beer too much. I switch it up to something warmer per se' So what do you drink? during the winter months? I usually go with more red wine such as Merlot, SHiraz etc.... I also have a fondness for "Krupnik"! Its an…
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onthe subject of COmics.....
So if you could be a real life comic book hero....which one would you be???? it can be from Marvel or DC or whatever.... I think these 2 are at top of my list Batman first of all......He is rich!!! Gothams most eligble bachelor!! all the chicks would be on me!!!...damn!! Colossus Would be my 2nd choice! H eis just awesome…
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PLAY PLAYA
pLAYA RULE #4 Deny deny deny deny deny and ALWAYS deny you are denying!:devil:
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12 Hipsters vs' Freddy Krueger!?!?!?!
Setting: Outside a Chicago (Logan square) bar in the middle of the street @4am. Matchup: The hipsters are extremely intoxicated and cranky because they ran out of Cigarettes. They are armed with PBR cans and Iphones and half of them have their Bike locks on hand. Freddy is armed with his knife glove! Oh and Freddy is stone…
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LIFE!
As I sit here contemplating the news of an ex co-worker passing a couple of days ago (45 y.o) and 2 other people that I knew that have passed within the last 2 weeks (thats 3 in 2 weeks a life long neighbor and a friends dad) I am taking a moment to reflect...................... No matter how bad your day is or how effed…
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My oh my how shall I keep my tan over the winter!?!?!
Yes indeed my dear MFP lovelies........winter is a month or so away. How wshall I keep my most awesome tan shinning and brilliant as it is!?!?!????? 1.) Pasty people incubators(tanning beds) 2.) some rub on paint lotion (rub on tan) 3.) Spray its on!?!?!?!?! Hole mole! 4.)Take a trip so the caribbean in the middle of…
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Lets talk meat...Whats your favorite sausage!?!?!!?
Indeed I have found that sausage in dishes tends to bring out flavor! Be it sliced up in some pasta....or sliced up with onions tomatoes green peepers etc. Sausage is Awesome!!! Hell even a plain ol Hot Dog in between a bun is awesome! Lets salute the encased meat otherwise known as a wiener, sausage, hot dog!!! So whats…
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Free the Booty's of MFP!!!!!! Let em out of MFP jail!!
:bigsmile: It has come to my attention that many a booty(in picture) has been taken and locked away never to be seen! This is a tragedy to the MFP community. To lose the sight of all those beautiful booties on my screen is.........well..........................sad. I need mY Thursday…
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Scary movies!?!?! Any Haloween musts?!?!?!?!
Whats shakin! SO what Skaarrryy movies do you usually watch in the days leading up to Halloween to get ya in the spooky mood!? House of 1000 corpses ( that weird due playing piano underground creeps me out) SATANS little Helper(ha...you gotta watch it on Halloween day!!) Halloween! (all of em except part 2)
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Office Mischief and pranks!?!?! tell me what your guilty of!
Holy Mole! I have to admit I fart in the Marketing guys office! I also throw my trash from lunch in his garbage can specially when its something stinky like garlic or onions etc It stinks up that room big time bwahahahahah:devil: So what do you do!?
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Sooo Whats youre favorite Fozen pizza!?!?!?!?!!?
Now that cold weathe ris around the corner this awesomely tanned man is going to have to stock up on a favorite easy to cook treat. Frozen Pizza!!!!..........Nothing like turning on the oven and cooking up a frozen pie on a cold Chicago day when you dont want to venture out to one of our city's great pizza joints. Its a…
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Friday fun!!! Hit me up COUGARS!!!!!?!?!?!?!?
Dear People of MFP Ive been having some Cougars PrivateMessaging me about wanting some latino heat!!! WTF is wrong with these chicks thinkin I give away my chorizo away like that......damn!!!!! So should I lay down the meat or what??? :devil: SHake & Bake!!!!
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Weirdest or funniest thing to happen to you at the bar!?!?
SO what is the most off the wall thing to happen to you under the influence at the BAR!?!?!?! I will share one of many.......... So me and my main man Leo sit at the bar @(Paddy macs in Chicago) Friday night! alot of the regulars are there...good times! We sat by this dude who looks to have been there a while(maybe in his…
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Anyone from Illinois?
I am :bigsmile:
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Hello hello hello! Happy Monday! whats for lunch!?
Im starved!!!! Gimme a healthy yet tasty idea for lunch!?!?!?!!? and please dont say Have a Blonde !!.........HA!:devil:
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The Beer thread!!!!!!!!!?!?! Hell yeah!
I tasted a Samuel Adams Blackberry beer last night....Actually drank the whole 6 pack...ha! it was delicious! It almost reminds me of the "Blu" beer I tasted @ Sweet Water in Atlanta! I have also been into "Arrogant *kitten* ale" when I see it on tap around the bars. WHat beers have you been into lately?
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So im thinkin of detoxing this week!?!!!?!?
Yeap babycakes! My birthday weekend was legenderay I spent most of it inebriated. And last holiday weekend I was at the Taste of Polonia (partied with a couple of my Polish friends for 3 days in a row).Consequently I am feeling as though I should go and a mild detox this week. Any suggestions and or tips for this awesomely…
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DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA IN the forums!!!??!?!?!?!
I hear all this chatter about drama in the forums! Beautiful people of MFP lets get our freak on instead!? love one another! support one another..................Women of Mfp feel free to send me sexy messages!:bigsmile: Oh And I am a fan of red heads! that is all carry on!
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Wine!?!? SHould I cut back???
I have been averaging a bottle of Red wine(Merlot) a night. I heard red wine is good for you......but Am I Overdoing it? Better yet should I cut back? OR should I continue at this pace....fall and winter are coming and Id rather drink wine rather than beer in thw winter. :bigsmile:
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Caveman diet!?!?!?!?! Anyone try this?
Has anyone tried this type of diet. So Yes, This awesomely tanned man is seriously considering going with this caveman diet for a week or 2 to try it out. I have a co-worker who was telling me about it and I must admit I am intrigued............. Has anyone tried this yet? Shake & bake
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The severe sunburn thread!!!.Oh oh Forgot the sunscreen!
Ive been In HOtlanta the past week!!!!!!! My tan has reached a new level of awesomenes not known to many people on this site.I got a good burn....HA! But talkin about burns.............WORST sunburn I got was playing Volleyball in Puerto Rico(No I am not Puertorican) from like 11:am to 3pm with NO sunscreen! I had to tap…
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DAVIDS78 vs' 10 drunken HIPSTERS!
This is all for fun & games............. Who would win this epic match!?! DAVIDS78 aka Bedo! or 10 underfed tight jean wearing unbathed for a week HIPSTERS?? Setting: A sinking ship in the carribean! Gear: The starvin artists/musicians aka HIPSTERS are armed with a 24 pack of PBR and theyre wallet chains! DAVIDS78 is armed…
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Atlanta Georgia.....What to do!?
I will be in Atlanta next week! any suggestions on what to do while I am there!?
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My friends are awesome!!.....wanna be my friend!?!?!?!!
My friends list here is awesome....It should be titled..."BEERRUNNERS Friend list of attractive yet hEalthy people of MFP" Interested in joining "El club de los imposibles" (Enrique bunbury song) just Send a request to be Considered!!!! You will be evaluated based on: Awesomeness Personality and Bra size! If you have made…
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The NFL thread!!?!?!?! Bears 2011 Champs!
Thats right babycakes!!! Chicago Bears Champs in 2011!! Heres some more predictions: Jay Cutler will be a top 3 QB! Bears Defense will stomp on Aaron Rodgers leaving him unconcious in their 1st mhead to head meeting! The JETS vs' Bears Superbowl! Colts will suck! Cowboys will suck more! I will be awesomely drunk watching…