Weirdest or funniest thing to happen to you at the bar!?!?

BEERRUNNER

SO what is the most off the wall thing to happen to you under the influence at the BAR!?!?!?! I will share one of many..........

So me and my main man Leo sit at the bar @(Paddy macs in Chicago) Friday night! alot of the regulars are there...good times!
We sat by this dude who looks to have been there a while(maybe in his early 30's) he was drinkin pitchers of beer.
He starts picking at our Fish & Chips.............We offered him but damn dude ate most of it! anyway....he starts to show us pics of his GIRLFRIEND from his phone.....OK, thing is its internet pictures of models!(Website logo was on the pics) and Obviously wayyy out of this league as dude was uggly!!
He then starts lying about playing college football(hes 5'5 about 250 lbs) ..No way that was true!! Then he starts making up stories about him being a marine!....bwahahahaha Man was he lying!
He finally leaves...........
But comes back 1/2 hour later.....sits next to us again.............and whips out this bundle of PANTIES onto the bar!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!
Claiming its his odels girlfriends panties!!!! and he starts sniffing them and offering others at the bar to sniff them!
he got asked to leave! But not before pee peeing on the front door!

alex215

SO what is the most off the wall thing to happen to you under the influence at the BAR!?!?!?! I will share one of many..........

So me and my main man Leo sit at the bar @(Paddy macs in Chicago) Friday night! alot of the regulars are there...good times!
We sat by this dude who looks to have been there a while(maybe in his early 30's) he was drinkin pitchers of beer.
He starts picking at our Fish & Chips.............We offered him but damn dude ate most of it! anyway....he starts to show us pics of his GIRLFRIEND from his phone.....OK, thing is its internet pictures of models!(Website logo was on the pics) and Obviously wayyy out of this league as dude was uggly!!
He then starts lying about playing college football(hes 5'5 about 250 lbs) ..No way that was true!! Then he starts making up stories about him being a marine!....bwahahahaha Man was he lying!
He finally leaves...........
But comes back 1/2 hour later.....sits next to us again.............and whips out this bundle of PANTIES onto the bar!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!
Claiming its his odels girlfriends panties!!!! and he starts sniffing them and offering others at the bar to sniff them!
he got asked to leave! But not before pee peeing on the front door!

Sucks that they kicked you out of the bar... but at least you showed them by pissing on the door.

Namaste1983

I WAS FOLLOWED INTO A BATHROOM AT A BAR BY A COUPLE MALE/FEMALE AND ASKED TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM IN THE BIG STALL. I KNEW THEY WERE STARING AT ME BUT HOW PSYCHO IS IT TO GO TO A BATHROOM AND GET FOLLOWED IN BY A GUY AND GIRL, PROPOSITIONED AND THEN BEGGED TO JUST "KISS MY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE?"
IT'S CALLED SHOTS PEOPLE, IF YOU GIVE ANYONE ENOUGH YOU CAN SCORE SOME SMOOCHES. THANK GOD I RARELY DRINK SO I WAS SOBER ENOUGH TO ENJOY THIS.

BEERRUNNER

I WAS FOLLOWED INTO A BATHROOM AT A BAR BY A COUPLE MALE/FEMALE AND ASKED TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM IN THE BIG STALL. I KNEW THEY WERE STARING AT ME BUT HOW PSYCHO IS IT TO GO TO A BATHROOM AND GET FOLLOWED IN BY A GUY AND GIRL, PROPOSITIONED AND THEN BEGGED TO JUST "KISS MY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE?"
IT'S CALLED SHOTS PEOPLE, IF YOU GIVE ANYONE ENOUGH YOU CAN SCORE SOME SMOOCHES. THANK GOD I RARELY DRINK SO I WAS SOBER ENOUGH TO ENJOY THIS.

damn!!!......ma girl indulged!!!! awesomeness!!!

bluefox9er

I got carded by a 19 yr old girl in a bar in NYC 2 weeks ago..I'm 44 and told her that I owned a baseball glove older then her.

kenzietea

well- not a bar because I was only 20 at the time, but a concert where they served alcohol. I was clearly on a date, when this guy who came by himself (a little bizarre in the first place..) asked us how to get to the venue. I told him to just follow us, because it was around the corner. I had no idea he thought that meant to follow me all night! at the concert he offers to buy me a drink, I said no that I was only 20... I thought maybe that would scare him off. Meanwhile my date is finding all of this very amusing. The entire concert he stands next to us, inching closer and closer as we inch further and further away. when the concert is over, he follows us to where we were planning on taking a taxi. He gets his car out of valet and has the valet workers ask me if I want a ride back to my hotel. "oh yeah sure, I will take a ride to my death???". Instead I politely turned him down and told him I was going to ride back with my date. Vegas has some very odd people.... Now that I am 21 I also have been hit on numerous times right in front of my now fiance- he can't stand it and doesn't get how men now a days have 'no respect'.

*in creepy man's defense, I was on a date with a woman--- but, we were very obviously not just hanging out*

bluefox9er

I WAS FOLLOWED INTO A BATHROOM AT A BAR BY A COUPLE MALE/FEMALE AND ASKED TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM IN THE BIG STALL. I KNEW THEY WERE STARING AT ME BUT HOW PSYCHO IS IT TO GO TO A BATHROOM AND GET FOLLOWED IN BY A GUY AND GIRL, PROPOSITIONED AND THEN BEGGED TO JUST "KISS MY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE?"
IT'S CALLED SHOTS PEOPLE, IF YOU GIVE ANYONE ENOUGH YOU CAN SCORE SOME SMOOCHES. THANK GOD I RARELY DRINK SO I WAS SOBER ENOUGH TO ENJOY THIS.

OMG..you ROCK!! But I'm pretty certain i have told you this on several occasions already :-)

_beachgirl_

I was at a bar with a friend and after about an hour we started talking to this guy and his friend at the next table, we didn't realize that they had been talking to some other girls before that. Well one girl was getting pretty jealous. She kept interrupting us, trying to flirt with one of the guys, and finally asked them to play pool with her, which they said yes, I think to be nice, but they asked my friend and I to come watch them play. She was asking them to show her how to play *rolls eyes* and kept trying to touch one of the guys every chance she could. She was dressed in a really, really short skirt and one time she leaned over the table to take a shot, I noticed a white string hanging from her skirt. She leaned over the table in front of me again a little while later, well it wasn't a string from her skirt, it was her tampon string! I showed my friend, then the guys, and we all agreed it was her tampon string. We were hysterical. Some song came on and she tried to bump and grind against one of the guys and he just freaked out. We were all laughing at her the rest of the night,, felt bad for the guy that was taking her home though, he was going to get a surprise!

preciousperez

I was at a bar with a friend and after about an hour we started talking to this guy and his friend at the next table, we didn't realize that they had been talking to some other girls before that. Well one girl was getting pretty jealous. She kept interrupting us, trying to flirt with one of the guys, and finally asked them to play pool with her, which they said yes, I think to be nice, but they asked my friend and I to come watch them play. She was asking them to show her how to play *rolls eyes* and kept trying to touch one of the guys every chance she could. She was dressed in a really, really short skirt and one time she leaned over the table to take a shot, I noticed a white string hanging from her skirt. She leaned over the table in front of me again a little while later, well it wasn't a string from her skirt, it was her tampon string! I showed my friend, then the guys, and we all agreed it was her tampon string. We were hysterical. Some song came on and she tried to bump and grind against one of the guys and he just freaked out. We were all laughing at her the rest of the night,, felt bad for the guy that was taking her home though, he was going to get a surprise!

thats is funny!

chefswife67

I 38 years old at that time and just started going back out to the bars again ..
There was this hole in the wall type of bar , so i thought ok i know i wont get in to any troulbe here.
HAHA!! I was danceing by myself and this woman came over and was danceing also and she keeped looking at me
and i would just turn away from her . The next thing i know she taps me on my butt then turns me around and lays one hell of a kiss on me ...
I didn't know what to do but just stand there... Well you can say i went back the next weekend after that..